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Who is more sexy?
Osama bin Laden 9%
Adolf Hitler 16%
PotatoI'mAnIrishHaterError 16%
Nachoes 6%
Jon Katz 3%
Ms. Katz 9%
Any Taco Snotting VICTIM 9%
None of the above - I like goats 29%

Votes: 31

 no sex today

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Dec 25, 2001
Hi! It is Dec 25, 2001 and I have not had any sex today! Please take my poll.

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I had sex today, (none / 0) (#2)
by lucius on Tue Dec 25th, 2001 at 09:59:37 PM PST
And it was pretty good. Must have something to do with the lobster I had last night.

I've never fucked a lobster. (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by RobotSlave on Tue Dec 25th, 2001 at 10:15:30 PM PST
I have heard, though, that cheating on your spouse or potential spouse can somewhat paradoxically increase the degree of sexual compatibility with the aforementioned hypothetical individual in the short term.

That would explain it.

Then again, maybe you were simply thinking about the lobster the whole time, which, in addition to providing an element of fantasy, helped you to ignore the bleating.

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bleating? (none / 0) (#4)
by nathan on Tue Dec 25th, 2001 at 11:44:28 PM PST
...helped you to ignore the bleating...

Hell, I positively revel in it.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

I wasn't talking to you, nathan. (none / 0) (#5)
by RobotSlave on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 02:27:23 AM PST
We're all painfully aware of the fact that you haven't had sex with another organism lately.

I can't tell you how I long to read a diary entry by nathan with a title along the lines of "Area man has sex with significantly younger woman; feels guilty" or "I, drunk, and thinking of my former lover, have just completed intimate relations with a person of unknown surname."

Parts of the healing process are butt ugly, and there's no way around it. Best to revel in the filth of it, I say, and... well, you know how I feel about these things.

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good grief (none / 0) (#6)
by nathan on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 04:05:00 AM PST
What's wrong, I can't enjoy a little harmless bleating?

Besides, I've posted diaries about my relationship frustration all of three times, the last on Nov. 29th. It's not even comparable to, for instance, the stirring Electric Angst saga.

That being said, I'll try to keep my own bleating down.[1]

[1] No fear of it turning to braying any time soon, in case you were wondering.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

ooohsama (none / 0) (#7)
by johnny ambiguous on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 08:20:10 PM PST
I simply had to vote for "Evil Bin Laden" (a name gotten off a headline on the U.K.'s splendid Sun tabloid, by the way) because he has the most beautiful eyebrows I've ever seen on a man.

What a pop star. As a U.S. citizen I am bound to execrate the guy (I'd better, they're watching me!) but as a lay psychologist, I look and try to understand, and almost pity the guy. No wonder he fell victim to megalomania; were I so rich, tall and pretty I might do so too.

Yours WDK -

Getting into my Chevrolet Magic Fire, I drove slowly back to the office. - L. Rosen


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