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 I _am_ today

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Sep 20, 2001
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Hello all of you well adjusted individuals. It has been over a week since I've read Geekizoid (damned be thy name) and I must say that I am already feeling well adjusted. That cursed site was damaging my brain.
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I formated my "linux" partition and installed MicroSoft's Windows 95(c), I write this using the most excelent and very modern MS Internet Explorer(c) 4.0. I believe that it is the best way to have the internet in my own personal computer. I have erased all the god-forbidden pornographical filth from my computer and gotten rid of all my dirty, sleazy magazines.

I just wanted you all to know that I am better now that Geekizoid is off the air.

Thank you.

       
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You'd be much better off (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Peter Johnson on Thu Sep 20th, 2001 at 03:06:04 PM PST
Running Windows ME, 2000 or XP and IE 5+. They are as far above Windows 95 as Win95 is about lunix.
--Peter
Are you adequate?

Really? (none / 0) (#2)
by Well Adjusted Individual on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 03:05:04 AM PST
That is not what the box of my MicroSoft Windows 95(c) said! I talked to a MicroSoft Certified Systems Engineer and he said that MS' Windows is simply the best system around. Do you want me to believe you - kind sir - or a MicroSoft Certified Systems Engineer that is well versed in the ways of computers - he even calls himself, what's that word again, a 'hacker' - yes, he said that he defaces his own pages just to practice his MicroSoft Certified Systems Engineer abilities.

Anyway, what really matters is that I rid my computer of that vile left-wing, communist, free software filth know as Linux. Once again, not reading Geekizoid has turned me into a healthy, well adjusted individual.
-- May the lord strike down those who are not rightous.

Some links for you... (none / 0) (#3)
by twodot72 on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 07:59:51 AM PST
Ever checked what kind of software this site is running on? No expensiveware as far as I can see...

 
Not quite good enough (none / 0) (#4)
by westgeof on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 11:51:00 AM PST
While I do admit the Win95 is better than linux for normal (aka, not fanatical *nix supporters) people, I really think you'd be better off with Win98. IMO that is the best single-user OS out there, being easy to use and yet still making the more complex functions available. If you get the chance, I'd highly recommend upgrading to it.


As a child I wanted to know everything. Now I miss my ignorance.

 
Aww, come on. (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 11:51:25 AM PST
I love Microsoft as much as the next guy, but
what's with the comments about "sleazy magazines",
man? I personally see nothing wrong with it.
:) The way I see it, there's nothin' like a
supple young woman to help relax after a
hard day at the Office. :))

Shucks... (none / 0) (#6)
by William Jefferson Klinton on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 11:52:52 AM PST
This site ate my formatting. Just to let y'all know that I was the one who posted the parent message.
-- Amateur politician, liberal, and sex enthusiast. There is no contradiction.

 
Hello there (none / 0) (#8)
by Well Adjusted Individual on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 12:42:29 PM PST
Mr. Klinton - I must say that my republican girlfriend provides enough conversational satisfaction for me that we do not need to satisfy ourselves sexually (or orally, as your liberal namesake once did in office for this great and glorious nation, under God).

I must confess that my former self - a worshipper of the Almighty Goat - had engaged in sexual acts of explicit nature but NEVERMORE, my beacon of light will be the word of my reverand and the ones he allows me to follow. I must be pentetant for Geekizoid is no more and now I will be a good person.
-- May the lord strike down those who are not rightous.

 
Geekizoid (none / 0) (#7)
by westgeof on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 11:57:26 AM PST
So is Geekizoid down for good? All I've seen lately is the message stating it will be back up shortly. I'm not goikng into withdrawl or anything, but I am curious what's going on there.


As a child I wanted to know everything. Now I miss my ignorance.

I am free! (none / 0) (#9)
by Well Adjusted Individual on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 12:43:14 PM PST
I hope, kind sir, that you too may see that there is a better and more rightous way to carry on with your life without geekizoid as I have.

That god-forsaken owner of that damnable site has promissed that it would be back but since it's taken so long my right-wing conservative side killed the alien body that inhabited my poor soul. I am free now, no more goats or frosted pists! I AM FREE, I am well adjusted and my intentions are no longer full of the filth that Vladinator bestowed on me. I AM FREE!

-- May the lord strike down those who are not rightous.

Congratulations on overcoming Geekizoid (none / 0) (#10)
by Adam Rightmann on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 12:50:33 PM PST
and may you be a sterling example of the power of positive thinking. Perhaps others members here that rhyme with fork will have the power to leave behind the illness that is Geekizoid forever.


A. Rightmann

Cheerio ol' chap! (none / 0) (#11)
by Well Adjusted Individual on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 02:01:07 PM PST
I can't believe my eyes! Another individual that managed to overcome the evils of Geekizoid! I must agree with you, perhaps the other fork-rhyming persons will shed their old ways and partake of the greatness that is life without the Goat. It wasn't easy for me, it was a terrible experience overcoming the Almighty Goat, my loved ones (and my reverend) sent me to a Republican rally near here to cure me of it's evils.

I have seen the light as you have too Mr. Rightmann! We must band together to not allow ourselves to sucumb to those evils we now renounce.
-- May the lord strike down those who are not rightous.

 

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