We have more in common with you than you probably suppose. We in China have wholeheartedly embraced capitalist ideals. Elected by the people and for the people, the Party is Communist in name only. Long live world peace and understanding. Death to terrorists who seek to spread disharmony and chaos. And a very special Nei Ho Ma to the American Republicans who, like us, stand for law, order and unrestrained economic growth. Extra special personal greetings to Mr Bill Gates who took the time to come and see for himself the extraordinary progress of modern China.