The British people should be the new target for an oppressive corporate labor culture. Anyone who has put up with Byers, Blair and Criminals for as long as they have are prime targets for exploitation.

With my three plank plan we can stimulate the Western Economy, provide jobs for a large portion of Brits on the dole and keep Westlife off of the album charts.

My proposal is thus:
1. American, Canadian and European industries stop shipping labor to third world countries recognized as such.
2. These companies ship their factories to the UK

3. The UK minimum wage should be lowered to $1.00 a day (£.60)
Additional Benefits: 1. No more of this "human rights" exploitation nonsense going on in the UN that unfairly targets companies who are trying to make some extra cash. 2. The UK returns to its previous status as manufacturing power. 3. Infertility of young women working in sweatshops leads to a lesser population of pregnant teens on the dole. I know, I know.