ADEQUACY.ORG TO CAST THE LIGHT OF TRUTH ON THE CONFUSION AND DARKNESS OF THE MODERN WORLD

Inspiration, Outrage and Passionate Discussions Predicted

Seattle, WA July 4, 2001 Adequacy.org, the newest website for discussion of culture, news and events, today announced the launch of their site at http://www.adequacy.org. With the official launch of the web site, the illuminating insights of the nearly infallible editorial staff of Adequacy.org will at last be available to the general public. July 4th will henceforth be remembered as the day when Adequacy.org liberated the online masses from the chains of fear, uncertainty and doubt that bound them. Truly, this is Independence Day.

Adequacy.org aims to be a new kind of web site. Our mission is the passionate expression of controversial ideas. If there is a perplexing problem in modern society, the editorial staff at Adequacy.org will provide the definitive answer. Our logic is meretricious and our conclusions are indisputably unassailable. Our facts stand on firm epistemological ground. You may draw different conclusions if you like, but only if you are insane. You may dispute our facts, but only if you are deluded. If you are rational and in touch with reality to any measurable extent, you will agree with the positions laid out on this website.

This position of omniscience carries great responsibility and we at Adequacy.org are well aware of this. It is our sworn intention to hold ourselves to the same high standards of journalistic integrity practiced by the news divisions of AOL Time Warner and Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. Furthermore we solemnly declare that there are no flat lies and only one hidden joke in the preceding sentence.

Adequacy.org is here to stay. With our monthly burn rate of $0.00 and our numerous unpaid staff of journalists, anarchists, essayists and intellectual attack dogs, Adequacy.org can keep its foot lodged in the collective backside of the Internet for years to come. Our initial launch is your first opportunity to be a part of this.

The Adequate Editors
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