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What do you hate the most about Laura?
The bland clothes she wears that by no means compliments her figure. 0%
Her smallish breasts, and generally pudgy build. 15%
How she makes a gurgling noise when she talks. 7%
The way she will profess frendship, and then make fun of you, when you aren't there to defend yourself, when it is convenient to her. 7%
Her inability to do work on her own, relying entirely on others, and never contributing to society 23%
She doesn't say please, she doesn't put out. 46%

Votes: 13

 Ode to luisa

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Nov 24, 2001
 Comments:
Oh luisa, who are you?
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Playing with fire
Through the cloud of anonymity, you taunt me.
You have rated me 4,
And I don't know what I have done
to earn your affection.

Are you the woman of my dreams?
Are you an Afghan woman, shedding her veil for the first time?
Are you an artist, unleashing her vision on the world?

Did Kuro5hin lose your way?
Did CNN break your heart?
Did video kill the radio star?

Or, like so many visions of love before,
are you a farce?
Are you a man?
or worse still,
are you Laura?

Oh, lusia, why don't you tell me who you are?
Oh, lusia, why do you taunt me so?
Oh, luisa... i need to know.

       
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Whatever you do... (4.00 / 2) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Nov 24th, 2001 at 02:35:35 PM PST
Dont post something creepy and obsessive about this luisa person, you'll definitely scare her away...

Oh wait, never mind.


 
What would you do (4.00 / 1) (#2)
by jin wicked on Sat Nov 24th, 2001 at 03:15:06 PM PST
if I told you it was me?


"Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

That's easy. (4.00 / 2) (#3)
by RobotSlave on Sat Nov 24th, 2001 at 03:33:31 PM PST
I'd assume that your wonderful boyfriend has not been giving you the attention that you so desperately need, and you've once again gone to the inter-worldly web-net to find it.


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

WOW! (4.00 / 1) (#5)
by legolas on Sat Nov 24th, 2001 at 06:38:47 PM PST
It seems that luisa honoured your unworthy self with a 4 rating too. Welcome to the club.

-legolas


 
Well, (4.00 / 1) (#4)
by legolas on Sat Nov 24th, 2001 at 06:29:30 PM PST
At least it wouldn't be Laura. I assume you aren't homely and obnoxious IRL.

-legolas


 
Wait a sec... (4.00 / 1) (#6)
by hauntedattics on Sat Nov 24th, 2001 at 07:01:40 PM PST
Who is this Laura chick? Do I need to write an update to my "Why Boys are Better than Girls" diary entry from awhile back?



 
Rock of Ages (4.00 / 1) (#7)
by TheReverand on Sat Nov 24th, 2001 at 07:17:13 PM PST
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
All right
I got something to say
Yeah, it's better to burn out
Yeah, than fade away
All right
Ow
Gonna start a fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Rock this place to the ground
Burn it up let's go for broke
Watch the night go up in smoke
Rock on! Rock on!
Drive me crazier, no serenade
No fire brigade, just-a pyromania
C'mon
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want rock'n'roll
Yes I do
Long live rock'n'roll
Oh let's go, let's strike a light
We're gonna blow like dynamite
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this town a-light
C'mon
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want rock'n'roll
All right
Long live rock'n'roll
Oh yeah yeah
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', rock'n'rollin'
We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say yeah!
Ooh yeah
Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
I'm burnin', burnin', I got the fever
I know for sure, there ain't no cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more for the road yeah
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want rock'n'roll
You betcha
Long live rock'n'roll
Now hands
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', rock'n'rollin'
We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say yeah!
Say yeah!
We're gonna burn this damn place down
Ooh whooh
Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh


 

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