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What should I do?
Ask if she wants to bear my aryan superbabies 38%
See if she wants to hang out and "be friends" 7%
Call her up and start a fignt 23%
Just walk away 30%

Votes: 13

 Psycho Ex Girlfriends

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jul 10, 2001
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When I first moved to Seattle, I met this feisty little redhead. We went out a few times. I really liked her, but she couldn't stand me and hey, I just condensed the story of my fucking life into 10 words.
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Girlfriend is better

She's a psychotic bitch. She's mean spirited, argumentative and too smart for her own good. All the qualities I find most desirable in a woman really.

Physically she's great. She wears a size 6 shoe and has perfectly formed feet. Back in the day she used to let me play with them.

Problem is that she's mormon and we kind of parted on bad terms (it's been a couple of years though).

I haven't thought about her in a long time, but one of our mutual friends was talking about her and I realized how much fun she was and that I've really missed her.

Anyway, I want to call her up, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. What do y'all think?

       
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Got to be careful of those redheads (none / 0) (#1)
by Orion Blastar on Wed Jul 11th, 2001 at 06:56:49 AM PST
they can sure be one big firecracker. Back in college I had gone out with one. Her name was Marcy and I was helping her out with the Pascal class that both of us were taking. The guys at the Fraternity I was in got upset at me that I was talking to her, going to the library with her, walking around campus with her, and they couldn't even get the time of day from her. All she did with me was study-dates anyway, nothing serious. But oh what a personality, and what a good looking young woman she was. But that was over 14 years ago, haven't heard from her since. I'm married now and have to move on.

If you want, give her a call, tell her how sorry you are at the way you acted before.

Mmm, redheads. (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jul 11th, 2001 at 08:09:29 AM PST
I like redheads from Eastern and Northern Scotland (not western Scotland - the accents of Glasgow and environs can sound smashing but are a tad too manly for females, whereas the more lyrical Eastern and especially Northern accents are superb. Banffshire is my favourite, and Fife).

Down with blondes I say. Some might think that their sweet, innocent appearance is splendid, but that is only for chaps who are threatened by women. Folk who find them a challenge and enjoy feistyness much prefer dark haired girls (my personal fave) and redheads.

Oh, and Irish girls can be alright too, as long as they aren't urban ulsterwomen, who have perfectly horrid accents.

I'll shut up now. I don't quite know what brought this on.

Redheads are clearly the best choice (none / 0) (#3)
by elby on Wed Jul 11th, 2001 at 10:04:13 AM PST
I too find redheads to be the most attractive of the female species.

-lb

 
Mormon?! (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jul 12th, 2001 at 04:53:42 AM PST
She's a mormon? Don't walk, run! (Away, that is.)

 

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