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Votes: 18

I Admire Beauty from Afar

Author:

Trollaxor

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Jan 18, 2002

Comments:

I'm sure you've all experience a burning crush on a member of the opposite sex at one point. Today, in 2002, well past the age of teen love and puppy dogisms, I am experienceing a crush. She's the woman of my dreams. But I must admire her from afar. *sigh*

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Her name is Ruda. She speaks German. She's a vampire. And she dresses quite sexily. She has the hips of a fertility goddess and the face of Lyllan. What more could a heterosexual male ask for? I melt for her even now. I must make it to the USE to see her before they lock her up. No matter who owns her soul or entraps her (hot) body, I must feel a piece of both. So I dream of a kiss with my lady. *sigh*

	One question: (none / 0) (#1)
	by Slobodan Milosevic on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 09:38:19 AM PST

	Are you insane?

	OK... (none / 0) (#2)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 11:51:44 AM PST

	Well, I guess this is better than all the hacker diary entries we've had lately... From Slobby's link, it appears that the girl of your dreams is a Satanist (I don't read German that well, so can't tell for sure). Instead of lusting from afar after some scary chick who must be lacking in brains and common sense, why not cultivate friendships with girls of your own age in your vicinity? You might meet some cool people, make connections with them, and have a shot at a real relationship, which can be exhilarating, boring and messy, sometimes all at once. However, if that idea is too scary, by all means, continue lusting after some German devil woman.

	OK OK (none / 0) (#3)
	by Trollaxor on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 02:21:17 PM PST

	I have real-life interaction, plenty of it. Just two weekends ago I went dumpster-diving with friends... I can't help the way I feel. I am surrounded by hot women where I live, where I work, and where I play. Some even approach me. But they don't do it for me. I just can't seem to get my beautiful Manuela out of my head.

	poor, deluded hauntedattics (5.00 / 1) (#4)
	by osm on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 04:05:52 PM PST

	Well, I guess this is better than all the hacker diary entries we've had lately... That's for damn sure. Instead of lusting from afar after some scary chick who must be lacking in brains and common sense Do you have something against cute German chicks??? Maybe it's jealousy? why not cultivate friendships with girls of your own age in your vicinity? Because (most) girls over 19 have long outlived their usefulness. You might meet some cool people, hehe make connections with them, AHAHAHA and have a shot at a real relationship, which can be exhilarating, boring and messy, sometimes all at once. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What kind of crap are you trying to feed this poor guy?? "Exhilarating"?! You are clearly suffering the effects of hallucinogenic drugs. Please sober up before posting here. by all means, continue lusting after some German devil woman. you can count on it.

	I don't (5.00 / 1) (#5)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 07:31:25 PM PST

	have anything against German girls in general, but have you seen this Manuela chick? She looks like she could chew up poor Eva and spit her out without batting an eyelash. Either that or cut her heart out in some ritual sacrifice.

	Manuela (5.00 / 1) (#6)
	by osm on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 04:56:36 AM PST

	...chew up poor Eva and spit her out without batting an eyelash. Either that or cut her heart out in some ritual sacrifice. Over my dead, worm-ridden corpse.

	0.o;;; (5.00 / 1) (#7)
	by Vanetiahime on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 02:46:51 PM PST

	Erm..out of all the women in the world to choose from you choose some crazy psycho devil chick with a partially shaved head? Ya know if it's the tattoo thing you can always hang out at the local parlour. If it's the blood thing. Erm..well perhaps you will meet this woman someday and I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors... Although if I had a choice among women I'd be going for the more..how should I put this..NORMAL look..ya know..to a degree anyways. That woman scares me o.o;;;

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