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 I am a Milky-Smooth Adonis

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Jun 27, 2002
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Why, who's that shining, near-Albininic God in the mirror? It's meeee!
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I am six feet tall.
I am white as should be.
I have hair.
My teeth are hard and bright as a surgeon's blade.
The nibs of my fingers are calloused and slightly bleeding.
My cock is moderately priced.

Bow before me, all! I exist!

       
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sedn pics pls (none / 0) (#1)
by because it isnt on Thu Jun 27th, 2002 at 04:15:07 PM PST
tks. a/s/l?
adequacy.org -- because it isn't

Photos as per your request! (none / 0) (#2)
by eSolutions on Thu Jun 27th, 2002 at 04:33:21 PM PST
http://lwn.net/Articles/3470/?format=printable

I'm the supine lad in the front. Huzzah!


------- You wanna play the blind man, go walk with a Shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.

lol (none / 0) (#4)
by because it isnt on Thu Jun 27th, 2002 at 04:50:03 PM PST
cool. so what r ur cock prices then?
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My answer... (none / 0) (#5)
by eSolutions on Thu Jun 27th, 2002 at 05:10:34 PM PST
It's free! As in speech!

Also, for those of you who've always wondered, Alan Cox and Alan Moore really are the same person! It's always amused me, how few people have figured this out. Stinky Limey hermits who look identical -- how hard could it be, you plebes?




------- You wanna play the blind man, go walk with a Shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.

 
Exist! (none / 0) (#3)
by First Incision on Thu Jun 27th, 2002 at 04:34:49 PM PST
While my current religious beliefs preclude me from bowing down to you, congratulations on your existence.
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Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

 
You can't be a God (none / 0) (#6)
by Narcissus on Thu Jun 27th, 2002 at 05:47:01 PM PST
Firstly, you're pale. Being albino is not a divine trait because if you were a diety you'd be closer to the sun (or for the backwards religions maybe in a firey cesspool).

Secondly, you aren't tall enough. A measly six foot stature is not enough to strike fear into your disciples. My height of 6'4" would suffice for this purpose.

I will not bow before any mere poser. I left out a few other disqualifications that you meet, but in the sake of brevity I won't bore myself by typing them out.


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Ok, who picked the flower???

Thanks for the hints! (none / 0) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jun 28th, 2002 at 04:02:57 AM PST
I was going to wear 3" heels to a party tonight, but now I'll wear 7" heels to strike fear into people.

 
Poor solar system citizen (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jun 28th, 2002 at 07:24:31 AM PST
Your universe is limited. Your brain is limited.

Yes. (none / 0) (#9)
by derek3000 on Fri Jun 28th, 2002 at 07:27:53 AM PST
My wisdom is above genius.
You are educated stupid and
evil by stupid evil educators.
Academic ban of Time Cube
free speech debate rights is
unconstitutinal, undemocratic
and unadulterated tyrannical.


----------------
"Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

Deletion Noti... (none / 0) (#11)
by RobotSlave on Fri Jun 28th, 2002 at 04:59:47 PM PST
Oh, fuck it. We can't very well interfere when someone quotes scripture, after all.

But please, people, remember to include an attribution, OK?


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

 
Advice (none / 0) (#10)
by E r i c on Fri Jun 28th, 2002 at 01:03:53 PM PST
Penis size constantly vary from time to time some times very small at times it is semierect and erect; But it never shrinks. This is the guilt you develop due to masturbation. Same way when you are very much excited, you ejaculate more semen and amount of semen you ejaculated is not related to fertility capacity.

 

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