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For thousands and thousands of years, the only way for human beings to reproduce themselves was by conventional heterosexual intercourse Often in the rather boring 'Missionary' position. There was no getting away from this fact.
However recent scientific developments such as IVF and Cloning mean that conventional intercourse is no longer a requirement for human reproduction. I believe this marks a major evolutionary turning point in our development as homo sapiens. Science has given us this golden opportunity to unlock our hidden sexualities, and at the same time, reduce America's large number of unwanted teen pregnancies
As anyone who has read 'Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus' can tell you, men and women really are from different planets.
Men like doing masculine things like Sports, DIY around the house, and drinking beer. Women on the other hand tend to enjoy the 'softer' feminine pastimes - for example needlework, flower arranging and shopping.
Men and women do not really relate to each other in any meaningful way any more but this could in fact, be a good thing.
Now that science has rendered the conventional act of human sexual congress redundant, I expect we shall see a furious eruption of alternative sexuality as the message finally sinks home that all sexual activity is pointless.
After all - as a male if you are not going to produce offspring by conventional means, why bother to find a member of the opposite sex to copulate with ? Chances are they will get on your nerves and nag you before, during and after the event, due to your uncouth manly behaviour such as farting out loud or leaving the toilet seat up.
Likewise as a woman, why go to all the trouble of trying to get a man to notice you, when all you will get in return is a horrible stubble rash (if you are lucky) and smelly socks and underwear strewn around your boudoir.
The message of the 21st Century is clear. Homosexuality is the way forward. Men (who tend to enjoy sex more frequently than women) will be able to enjoy guilt-free recreational sex with their friends and work colleagues 20 times a day without any social stigma. While the less sexualy voracious women will be able to indulge their sapphic instincts on a weekly basis with none of the awful male habits they currently have to put up with.
The benefits could also come along in the form of tax reductions. America has one of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the Western world which costs every individual American taxpayer around $950/year. What better way to reduce this figure by encouraging safer forms of sex (and homosexual sex is the safest sex of all from a pregnancy perspective).
It could be Heaven on earth. (There may be some slight initial discomfort for males as their anal passage becomes acclimatised to being penetrated on a regular basis, but in time one can become accustomed to anything, and there are plenty of products on the market to address this important but relatively minor issue).
I think if we look ahead in 10-15 years time Homosexuality will be the norm, and it will be heterosexuals who form the minority group.
What do others think ?