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Will res0 fit in?
Yes 5%
No 35%
Huh? 0%
pp. 0%
also: dongs. 25%
There are too many poll options. 5%

Votes: 20

 K5 Expatriot

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Mar 27, 2002

Hi. I'm res0. I'm a k5 expatriot. I'm sick of the wankers on k5. I've read aq some, but I think I'll start paying more attention to it now. I've heard good stuff about it, and I really enjoy the articles. However, I have a few questions.

I'm getting conflicting views from the articles. Is this a Christian site? Is this a Windows site? A Lunix site? Or is it all a gigantic troll, ready to pick on ignorant lusers who might come here and start asking stupid questions about the site?

I hope that I'll fit in just fine, but I still have my doubts. What do you, the users of aq, think?


Go back to k5, wanker. (none / 0) (#1)
by ThisIsNotAJokeAtAll on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:12:26 PM PST
You're just about the worst of the lot of k5 pilgrims. I hate you. Die. Go back to k5. Now. Fucking wanker.

What the hell? (none / 0) (#2)
by res0 on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:14:35 PM PST
You don't even know me. Why are you calling me a wanker? Geez. Some kind of welcome I get on aq.

There you go again. (none / 0) (#3)
by ThisIsNotAJokeAtAll on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:20:42 PM PST


i'm not wanking (none / 0) (#4)
by res0 on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:21:57 PM PST
And that's why I left k5, mostly because of people like you. Now I'm about ready to turn around adn leave aq too.

wank wank wank (none / 0) (#5)
by ThisIsNotAJokeAtAll on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:23:29 PM PST
AND you moron. It's spelled "A" "N" "D" as in "and."

Also, die, you sick fuck. Go back to slashdot and suck your mom.

i'm sick of this. (none / 0) (#7)
by res0 on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:27:58 PM PST
God. Stupid <a href=""></a> people going around telling me I'm a wanker, when I'm clearly not. <a href="">Jesus H. Christ</a>, is this lame or what? I'm leaving.

Good enough (none / 0) (#8)
by Yoshi on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:30:50 PM PST thanks you.

ha ha. moron. (none / 0) (#9)
by ThisIsNotAJokeAtAll on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:30:55 PM PST
Way to go, loser. You put HTML tags in a plaintext post. Very, very intelligent is not a phrase I would use to describe you, res0.

It's considered bad form (none / 0) (#14)
by jvance on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 09:28:54 PM PST
to troll oneself from two different accounts on Adequacy

You have been warned.
Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

What about... (none / 0) (#19)
by Fon2d2 on Thu Mar 28th, 2002 at 09:11:41 AM PST
using one account to rate comments in the other?

Please... (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by Yoshi on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:25:01 PM PST
Please refrain from abbreviating

Please... (5.00 / 1) (#22)
by RobotSlave on Thu Mar 28th, 2002 at 05:17:43 PM PST
be considerate, and refrain from using incomprehensible computer-enthusiasts' jargon when referring to the adequacy.

Thank you.

© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

Congratulations, res0 (none / 0) (#10)
by Chocolate Milkshake on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 08:40:34 PM PST
You've been profanely insulted in your very first AQ diary! Looks like you'll fit in just fine.

I have to agree with Yoshi (none / 0) (#15)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 10:09:30 PM PST
Please do not use the abreviation AQ to stand for It makes you look like a pathetic geek with no class. (This may be true of course, but we can't let your slovenly behavior reflect badly on the site)

Don't get me wrong... (none / 0) (#17)
by Chocolate Milkshake on Thu Mar 28th, 2002 at 01:11:58 AM PST
I'm delighted to have been insulted and all, but really, junior, if you're going to try and pretend like you're one of the elite, the least you can do is log in. :P


what is adequacy (none / 0) (#11)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 09:03:52 PM PST
Adequacy is first and foremost a place that detests meta commentry.

In answer to your question, I could explain to you that there are NO trolls allowed on this site. PERIOD. But of course, if I explained that then I'd have to ban myself for meta commentary.

I should say that ThisIsNotAJokeAtAll's comments were tedious in the extreme and not at all up to the level of discourse that Adequacy readers expect. If I was logged in right now, I'd probably delete his posts.

On the other hand, your responses were lame too and so I'd be forced to delete your comments also.

If you want to fit in to adequacy, you're going to have to write better, more interresting comments. Frankly, it doesn't look hopeful.

Adequacy does not tollerate fools or bores. (With the exception of tkatchev, but he's Russian so that's different)

Dear Sir, (none / 0) (#12)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 09:04:25 PM PST
While my departue has been long, allow me to be the first to tell you: You will not fit in. You sir, clearly could not qualify to be part of our cast of some of the most elite, intelligent, and noble people on this so called "internet"

Thank you, and have a good day. May your supervisor not lay your worthless low-class self off.

Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

I concur (none / 0) (#13)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 09:11:49 PM PST
His diary clearly shows that he has no idea what constitutes high quality discussion. Not only that but he didn't have the decency to read the FAQ. (Should that be "decency to RTFF" since he appears to have come from a geek website?)

On a related note: In my opinion, there have been too few logins deleted recently. Perhaps it's time to purify the login database.

First step to becoming an Adequacy member (none / 0) (#16)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Mar 27th, 2002 at 11:36:21 PM PST
is learning how to spell simple words like "expatriate".

welcome (none / 0) (#18)
by perdida on Thu Mar 28th, 2002 at 06:12:02 AM PST
It's a controversial site. anything that annoys you, irks you, or incenses you is generally a good idea for an adequacy story attempt. Good luck and welcome!

This is what democracy looks like

Dumb move (none / 0) (#20)
by itsbruce on Thu Mar 28th, 2002 at 10:46:45 AM PST
This place is full of wankers from k5. Most of them spend their time trolling k5 to try and get someone, anyone, to read their posts.</p>

I unfortunately do not know how to turn cheese into gold.

Wups (none / 0) (#21)
by itsbruce on Thu Mar 28th, 2002 at 10:57:58 AM PST
Note to self: check posting preferences before flaming wankers.
I unfortunately do not know how to turn cheese into gold.

Regarding the poll options... (none / 0) (#23)
by nx01 on Sat Mar 30th, 2002 at 01:12:53 AM PST
also: dongs

303 2600, by chance?

"Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it."
-- James Gosling


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