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 Spring-Time is the Gaiest Time!

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May 14, 2002
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When the Homeless return their funk and grease to the city's cement? When the flowers and fresh gnats peek a glimpse of the sun? When young lads dost itch and strain, like Apollo's majesty?

Could it be? Could it be Spring-Time?

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Hullo, mirror! I shall wear a jaunty grin, for it is Spring-Time! Hullo, feet! No slipping on the evil ice, the goddamned landlord, no, a bed of fresh grass for you! Hullo, sky! The yellow eye it burns us so, I love it!

Hullo, Mother! I'm calling you for the Mother's Day! Remember when I slid from you, like a seed from a bit peach, not crying, no, silent as a judge? Many decades of joy since!

Hullo, Bride! I bring you this bouqet of flowers! Remember when I shivered in your arms, screaming in fear from the chimpanzees skittering behind the walls, and later we slunk through pre-dawn San Antonio? Today is your day!

Hullo, World! No more sneering at my neighbors! No more weeping alone! My next pet will live a long life! I have resolved, for it is Spring!

       
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Technically (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue May 14th, 2002 at 07:03:27 PM PST
July is the 'Gaiest' time of year, as Gaius Julius Caesar will attest to. As the summer solstice occurs on June 20-21st, by the time July rolls around, it is summer. Therefore, summer is clearly the 'Gaiest' time of the year.

You sound exactly like tkatchev (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue May 14th, 2002 at 09:35:09 PM PST
With these wierd little bits of trivia that spring from nowhere...

The only way you could have had a more tkatchev like post would be to mention a Russian poet or talk about strolling the dusty streets of Moscow.




don't you get it, dude? (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by nathan on Tue May 14th, 2002 at 11:07:27 PM PST
It's a brilliant work of postmodern art.

Nathan
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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
what the hell is wrong with you, (none / 0) (#2)
by nathan on Tue May 14th, 2002 at 08:04:50 PM PST
My dearest little lemon meringue?

Nathan
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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

What the hell is wrong with you? (none / 0) (#6)
by derek3000 on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 07:05:58 AM PST
My dearest little lemon maringue.



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Just thought I'd reformat it Nathan-style.


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"Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

much obliged n/t (none / 0) (#7)
by nathan on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 11:35:03 AM PST

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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
What a great diary... (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue May 14th, 2002 at 09:42:54 PM PST
I wish my diary was more like yours instead of being stuffed with constant complaining about jock itch and pollen alergies.




Yep. (none / 0) (#8)
by hauntedattics on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 04:25:44 PM PST
I'm still recovering from all the exclamation points, though.

However, one of them did make me smile.



I thought girls loved exclamation points... (none / 0) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 04:51:50 PM PST
Which one made you smile?

*wink* n/t (none / 0) (#10)
by hauntedattics on Thu May 16th, 2002 at 05:59:18 AM PST



 

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