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Poll

Votes: 7

the weekend starts here

Author:

Mr Somebody

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Aug 09, 2002

Comments:

it's Friday again, woohoo!

More diaries by Mr Somebody

	South Park lied to me!
	Glastonbury review, or 'How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love The Smell Of Poo'

I'll be in the Pig & Whistle after work, if anyone fancies a pint

	Pint of lager and a packet of crisps please. (5.00 / 1) (#1)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 04:44:09 AM PST

	Two fat men in a pub. One says 'your round?', the other says 'so are you, you fat bastard'. With apologies to the late Tommy Cooper. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	a horse walks into a bar... (none / 0) (#2)
	by Mr Somebody on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 05:23:45 AM PST

	the barman asks "why the long face?"

	A man walks into a bar (none / 0) (#6)
	by dmg on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 08:50:27 AM PST

	And says to the barman "I'd like a double entendre please" So the barman gives him one. time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration. -- MC Hawking

	A sandwich walks into a bar. (5.00 / 1) (#7)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 09:24:37 AM PST

	The barman says "Get out. We don't serve food." adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	A bar walks into a bar (none / 0) (#9)
	by Juan Fernandez on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 10:10:10 AM PST

	and once inside it shouts "I'm obviously smaller than you!!!"

	Three zen buddhists walk into a bar (none / 0) (#11)
	by eSolutions on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 03:50:04 PM PST

	(n/t) ------- You wanna play the blind man, go walk with a Shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.

	Hit me with your rhythm stick! (none / 0) (#15)
	by jvance on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 07:37:43 AM PST

	I'm sorry, but a couple of these "jokes" have melded together in my mind, and all I can think of right now is "two fat persons click click click!" -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	you've set me off now! (none / 0) (#16)
	by Mr Somebody on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 08:46:10 AM PST

	hey there's worse songs to have slopping around your head, & they're all by Michael Bolton. 'Eskimo, Arapaho' what a great line!

	Just like that. Not like that - like that. (none / 0) (#8)
	by jvance on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 09:41:13 AM PST

	An old toothless termite walks up to the bar. "Excuse me sir, but is the bar tender here?" -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Oh Yeah! (5.00 / 1) (#10)
	by doofus on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 03:16:47 PM PST

	I remember seeing this episode. Spock mind-melds with the horta, right?

	calling all Scotians, (none / 0) (#3)
	by Mr Somebody on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 06:31:03 AM PST

	well, ones in or near Edinburgh anyway... how's the festival shaping up this year? any recommendations? anything controversial happened?

	I'm going to Scotland in a couple of weeks. (none / 0) (#4)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 07:17:31 AM PST

	But only Aberdeen, mind. As it happens, most Edinburgh residents rent out their homes and go on holiday during the festival. They avoid the insanity and make a profit at the same time. Very canny. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	I thought you lived there squire? (none / 0) (#5)
	by Mr Somebody on Fri Aug 9th, 2002 at 07:33:16 AM PST

	I was up briefly last year. I saw Tommy Tiernan, who was top. I also saw Trev & Simon busking on the Royal mile. They were ace!

	I did. (none / 0) (#12)
	by because it isnt on Sat Aug 10th, 2002 at 01:57:07 PM PST

	I'm an economic migrant, as explained on my home page. As for "what's at the festival?", I generally trust the forums at Not BBC, but I'm not going there myself. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	According to your home page (none / 0) (#13)
	by dmg on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 01:26:38 AM PST

	you are an Atheist. Having made that fact public, how can you now expect us to take anything you say seriously ? time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration. -- MC Hawking

	Well, (none / 0) (#14)
	by because it isnt on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 01:44:14 AM PST

	I imagine we can come to some sort of mutual arrangement. I will afford Adequacy a less skeptical eye, if they return me the favour. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	"The Edinburgh Festival" (none / 0) (#17)
	by Anonymous Reader on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 10:35:35 PM PST

	Sir, I wish to draw your attention to the fact that there are in fact two Edinborough Festivals. These are, namely: a) The Edinbrough Festival and b) The Edinbourg International Art Festival. They are quite separate entities, although women of a certain age, wearing richly coloured pashmimae may be assumed equally likely to attend either. Yours respectfully, An Edinburro Intimate

	if you're so intimate with the place, (none / 0) (#18)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 09:29:03 AM PST

	how comes you can never spell it the same way twice?

	Fit wye's 'at, Airchie? (none / 0) (#19)
	by because it isnt on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 12:33:24 PM PST

	Scots is a spoken dialect. If ye've reid ony Irvine Welsh missives, ye'll ken thon ned jist cannae fucken spell. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

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