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high speed internet access 30%
proximity to local high schools 10%
price 0%
aesthetics 20%
number of parking spots 10%
kitchen 0%
getting a fucking place to live before I'm homeless 30%

Votes: 10


 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Nov 27, 2001
One house.

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Settled on a 3/2.5/2/2LA house in Plano. It wasn't the nicest one we looked at but it had the biggest "second bedroom" so it was what Kyle wanted. Fair enough. I move in this weekend. In the meantime I need to
  • Call movers
  • Set up phone
  • Set up cable modem
  • Set up cable TV
  • Get electricity and gas (?) turned on
  • Fill in application

Master bedroom was pretty nice, about 14x16 or bigger maybe. Second was 14x11 I'd guess, third 11x11. Room for a pool table if we're so inclined. Have to get cable hookups in all the rooms and figure out about getting fans installed. The cheap bastards are making us pay for half of the price of putting fans in the bedrooms.

I can't stop thinking of the chick who showed us the first house we looked at last night. What a rack, and damn the way she stuck her ass out when she was trying to unlock the door. Arghh.


Skip the pool table. (none / 0) (#1)
by RobotSlave on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 02:06:24 PM PST
The game of Billiards was never meant to be played in the home. It is a game designed such that any person, impressive "rack" or no, must bend over a table in various positions and "stick" his or her "ass out" in order to play.

Locate a Clean, Healthy Tavern in your vicinity that offers Billiards in addition to Sweet, Nourishing Alcohol, and enjoy.

© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

I'm not sure which is worse, (none / 0) (#2)
by zikzak on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 09:38:50 PM PST
that you only refer to room counts and dimensions or that you're living in Plano.


Probably Plano.

Did you ask the chick (none / 0) (#3)
by typical geek on Wed Nov 28th, 2001 at 06:03:45 AM PST
about other vacancies she might have?

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