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Votes: 11

 Ethical Conundrum

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Sep 17, 2001
Is it unethical to walk around work sporting a woody? Even if it's not a fully engorged, raging hard-on, the sight of an aroused employee could certainly make people uncomfortable.

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oh and by the way (none / 0) (#1)
by alprazolam on Mon Sep 17th, 2001 at 02:55:44 PM PST
you've got to pay money for this kind of entertainment:
I'm willing to bet I have WAY more experience with the drug scene than you. - plastik55

quality menswear (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by yami on Mon Sep 17th, 2001 at 04:25:15 PM PST
Don't they make any utilitarian woody-hiding menswear appropriate for the office? I mean, being a woman I'm not entirely familiar with the problem, but intuitively it seems that a little thought to one's wardrobe would go a long way here.

Unless of course your coworkers sit and stare at your crotch all day, or you want to brag about how your penis is too gigantic for any human tailor to handle.

Why should we plant when there are so many mongongo nuts in the world?

You have time to get a woody at the office ? (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by dmg on Mon Sep 17th, 2001 at 06:32:15 PM PST
I'm assuming your workplace has a 'dignity in the workplace' policy. Since I'm assuming you're in the USA.

A woody comes under the category of 'threatening or unwanted sexual attention' and yes, you can get dismissed or at least severely disciplined for it.

The best solution is to go to the men's room and jack off whenever this unfortunate problem "rears it's ugly head" (pun intended) to save any surrounding co-workers from any embarassment.

Alternatively you could read ESR's sex tips which will put you off the act of coitus for the rest of your natural life.

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

Oh yeah, (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by dmg on Mon Sep 17th, 2001 at 06:33:17 PM PST
And the Intern does not want you, or she would have had you by now. She is just teasing you. Trust me on this one.

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

Depends (none / 0) (#5)
by StrontiumDog on Wed Sep 19th, 2001 at 02:39:08 AM PST
on whether your woody is in, or out of your pants. It's fine by me if a colleague wants to walk around with a boner comfortably nestled in his pants. It's a totally different matter if he unzips his fly and walks around like Sir Lancelot hunting for Queen Guinevere, squirting sun-tan lotion all over the place.

And if the (former) intern wants you, it is your god-given duty to introduce her to Mr Johnson as soon as humanly possible.


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