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 I am so completely enamored

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Nov 08, 2001
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with and captivated by the most glorious creature, an absolute paragon of all that is good in men.

He stands in silence -- stoic, God-like... the mysterious blue avenger of my dreams...

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It's brilliant, exquisite, fetchingly delusional and utterly flawless.

I can't believe they actually got this one through the censors and into prime time: "Empty your bladder of that bitter, black urine they call coffee! It has its price and that price has been paid!" And after rattling the evil, armless bandit of a vending machine to its very core, forcing it to submit to his abundance of will, he declares with feeling: "Java devil -- you're my bitch now!"

Oh, those expressive, impish and tantalizing antennae!

Dare I say it? He might just be my ideal man.

"Evil is afoot and hoofin' it with dark gusto!"

I think I'm in love.

       
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i take it "he" is a socialist? (none / 0) (#1)
by osm on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 12:11:28 AM PST



Maybe. (none / 0) (#2)
by chloedancer on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 12:30:40 AM PST
But I'd use these words to describe him instead: a superhero, the ultimate "perfect fool" in a Zen sense, and charmingly enthusiastic in his own off-kilter fashion. Not to mention the fact that he's a master of the non sequitur and immensely quotable... Tickisms.

Another favorite: "Well, once again my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences, but the other head of science is bad! Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur -- it bites!"

Such beautiful nonsense -- rapture! Not to mention he's built like a construction worker on steriods (which I'd previously declared to be my next target pool for romantic entanglements). Big and stupid all in one place... he's so perfect!

i understand (none / 0) (#3)
by osm on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 12:42:03 AM PST
but i rather like these words to describe him: HE'S NO FUCKING NATALIE PORTMAN!

'Tis true. (none / 0) (#4)
by chloedancer on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 12:55:50 AM PST
You have your long-cherished irrational obsession and now I have my officially declared mine.

Another favorite bon mot from my dream hunk: "You know gang, when you're a superhero, you never know where the day will take you. You may find yourself halfway around the world in the shark-infested waters of true-to-life living. Or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge. You can't know, can you? No! You gotta ride that wave, you gotta suck that lozenge! Cause if you don't, who will?"

And another: "I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon, as warm as bathwater. We're superheroes, man! We don't have time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walking. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys! Not captains of industry! Not makers of... things! Keep your vulgar monies. We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary! Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you... dig?"

spoken like a true bleeding heart (none / 0) (#5)
by osm on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 12:59:28 AM PST
"You know gang, when you're a superhero, you never know where the day will take you. You may find yourself halfway around the world in the shark-infested waters of true-to-life living. Or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge. You can't know, can you? No! You gotta ride that wave, you gotta suck that lozenge! Cause if you don't, who will?" And another: "I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon, as warm as bathwater. We're superheroes, man! We don't have time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walking. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys! Not captains of industry! Not makers of... things! Keep your vulgar monies. We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary! Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you... dig?"

Not surprising, really. (none / 0) (#6)
by chloedancer on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 01:03:06 AM PST
I've always had a soft spot for underdogs, after all.

oh yeah and (none / 0) (#8)
by osm on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 01:10:03 AM PST
Natalie Portman could kick both your asses.

shouldn't someone call the FBI? (1.00 / 1) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 10:14:31 AM PST
your dreamgirl looks a bit young for you...

you do that (none / 0) (#10)
by osm on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 11:38:28 AM PST
i'll have a good laugh tonight knowing the fbi threw some dumbass in prison for wasting their time.

dear anonymous reader (none / 0) (#12)
by osm on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 07:20:37 PM PST
i expunged your comment due to it's graphic nature. i will not allow anyone, even those too cowardly to log in and talk big, to speak that way about Natalie Portman.

bow before my god-like editorial powers, turd.

 
And this one's just for you, osm... (none / 0) (#7)
by chloedancer on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 01:08:55 AM PST
"Villain love goddess! How you toy with the hearts of men!" - The Tick, confronting Venus

 

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