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 Harrison's Last Laugh

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Dec 07, 2001
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When my time comes, I hope that I, too, can obscure the details of my passing just as effectively...
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In the current version of my Last Will and Testament I specify that am to be cremated after any useful organs have been harvested.

However, I've also included a directive that I am to be rendered into soap bubbles so that this body may finally fly in some fashion; I've even included an appropriate recipe for concocting liquid soap to assist in my realizing this post mortem desire.

What can I say? The absurdity of this request suits me well.

       
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when i die (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by alprazolam on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 12:59:41 AM PST
I don't give a shit what they do with me, because I'll be dead. I mean they could stuff me in an elephant's ass and blow it up with a rocket launcher and I'd never know, so who cares?

that sounds like a good idea. (none / 0) (#2)
by nathan on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 01:40:21 PM PST
But seriously, there's a reason that we bury the dead ceremonially. It's not good that disrespect should be shown the human form, because it's not far from that to disrespecting humanity's special place in the world.

That being said, the soap-bubble thing is a little too WWII-atrocity for my taste, not that it's any of my business.

Nathan
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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

hrmph... (none / 0) (#4)
by em on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 12:38:46 AM PST
It's not good that disrespect should be shown the human form, because it's not far from that to disrespecting humanity's special place in the world.

Which is where?
--em
Associate Editor, Adequacy.org

natalie portman's underwear? (none / 0) (#5)
by osm on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 02:25:42 AM PST



 
my mistake (none / 0) (#6)
by nathan on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 12:37:31 PM PST
I should have specified: man's special place in the order of creation.

Sorry,
Nathan
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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
Ick. (none / 0) (#3)
by tkatchev on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 02:37:53 PM PST
How technocratic. Ew.


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Peace and much love...

 
Donate it to science (none / 0) (#7)
by First Incision on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 03:48:28 PM PST
I strongly reccommend donating your body for scientific dissection. For those of you that have not dissected a cadaver, the educational value is unbelievable. A steady supply dissection donors is vital for the training of future physicians.
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