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I've always been a "Planet of the Apes" fan. From the time I was little, I've had t-shirts, toys and fond memories of the movie and the television series. Needless to say, I was quite excited to hear about this movie, almost as excited as when I heard Natalie Portman was to appear in "The Phantom Menace". So, with that in mind, here is my review of "Planet of the Apes" - guaranteed to be without spoilers!
I went to the movie at 10:05pm. The theater was still packed and I could only get a seat toward the front. That was a good sign, I decided. I took up my seat and settled down with my large coke and popcorn smothered in butter. I was quite fortunate entering the theater, as three very lovely young ladies opened the door for me. It was a most exciting start to the movie.
A few seconds before the film, four more lovelies took up seats in the row in front of me. They were quite nubile, at least from what I could tell in the darkened theater. One, in particular, was very thin and had a small, cute nose. Her hair was pulled back in a knot. I only wish I could have seen what color her eyes were.
The movie itself was rather darkly toned. This was unfortunate, because I wasn't getting much illumination on the cutie. However, I was diligent and there were several times throughout the film where a bright flash of light would afford me a better glimpse of my new friend. I was able to make out some very fine cheekbone structure and nice fullness of the lips. I was positioned such that I mostly got profiles of her, and they were quite nice.
At one point, the sweetie got up with her friend. I can only assume they were visiting the ladie's room to powder their noses and perhaps discuss feminine issues. It was then that I got a fine glimpse of her full body. Lithe, with breasts that were just right, not at all too large. She was wearing a white shirt (as best I could tell) which fit snugly around her body. Quite feminine in shape, with a pleasing buttocks. I was also able to ascertain that she was wearing very little makeup.
The ladies were gone for some time and I concentrated on the film. I noticed the film featured several apes and a cute blonde.
At last, the fine example of femaledom returned and I was once again intoxicated by her complete cuteness and form. There must have been a humorous moment in the film, because she laughed, exposing a fine set of gleaming teeth. Her eyes sparkled as she laughed.
Finally, the film ended and I managed to get behind the object of my analysis. Her gait was exemplary and her bottom seemed to call out to me with each footstep. I examined the exposed flesh of her back and noticed it was perfectly smooth. Nary a blemish. Quite inviting.
All in all, I would have to recommend this film to anyone interested. In
this time of rising ticket prices, it is quite refreshing to finally see
something worth the money.