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Votes: 17

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Author:

MessiahWWKD

Topic:

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Posted:

Jan 22, 2002

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Realizing that I couldn't live my entire life sponging off my wealthy Jewish foster parents, I have decided to become an entrepeneur. Realizing the success of Free Software, I have decided to base my new company upon the foundation that has made Free Software popular.

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	but d00d, (none / 0) (#1)
	by derek3000 on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 05:59:09 PM PST

	you can't copy escorts. Any average j03 can see that. </sarcasm> But don't you use Gimp? Here's hoping you don't realize it's a h4x0red link...Doh! ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	Dear Sir, (none / 0) (#2)
	by Martino Cortez PhD on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 07:19:48 AM PST

	You are incorrect. Perhaps you have not been following up on our new line of Female Sexual Revolution Services. It is indeed possible to "copy escorts". Our company has been doing it for years, though I cannot tell how you due to DCMA issues. I will say: there is a lot of money to be made in the Female Sexual REvolution Service industry. PS: In light of the recent Sept. 11 attacks, please do not post such things on Adequacy. Mentioning that your link is hacked on a website such as this is akin to yelling bomb in a crowded airport. It's irresponsible, stupid, and will get you in trouble. You can expect the FBI to be showing up at your door step any time now. Addendum: As I always inform my readers on Adequcy. In the event of female sexual contact, do check the tag on the female's back: If you find that your female is property of Martin-Cortez Sexual Revolution Services, Inc. please call the number listed or visit the website to report this nodoubt stolen property. And for the last time - Do NOT use bleach when cleaning!!! You will be charged a fee for damage! -- Dr Martino Cortez, PhD CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation Copyright © 2002, Martino Cortez.

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