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Do you support Free Escorts?
Yes. They might smell bad and look wretched, but they are free. 41%
No. I prefer quality over quantity. 41%
I am celibate. 17%

Votes: 17

 Free Escorts

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 22, 2002

Realizing that I couldn't live my entire life sponging off my wealthy Jewish foster parents, I have decided to become an entrepeneur. Realizing the success of Free Software, I have decided to base my new company upon the foundation that has made Free Software popular.


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Many are tired of the monopoly commercial prostitutes have over the escort service industry. Based upon the ideals behind Free Software, my Free Escort Service will crush the evil monolithic empire. Although I wasn't able to convince the most beautiful of my friends to participate, my Escorts have one advantage over obsolete commercial escorts: they are Free. For absolutely nothing, they will provide you with services of an escort and will allow you to explore their sources as long as you desire.

How will I be able to make money by giving away my escorts? It is simple. The real money is not found in the obsolete tradition of selling the services of escorts, but in selling optional protection and T-shirts. On their free time, my escorts will also be on the streets ready to accept donations. My Free Escort Service will undoubtedly make millions. Support Free Escorts now!


but d00d, (none / 0) (#1)
by derek3000 on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 05:59:09 PM PST
you can't copy escorts. Any average j03 can see that.

But don't you use Gimp? Here's hoping you don't realize it's a h4x0red link...Doh!

"Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

Dear Sir, (none / 0) (#2)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 07:19:48 AM PST
You are incorrect. Perhaps you have not been following up on our new line of Female Sexual Revolution Services. It is indeed possible to "copy escorts". Our company has been doing it for years, though I cannot tell how you due to DCMA issues. I will say: there is a lot of money to be made in the Female Sexual REvolution Service industry.

PS: In light of the recent Sept. 11 attacks, please do not post such things on Adequacy. Mentioning that your link is hacked on a website such as this is akin to yelling bomb in a crowded airport. It's irresponsible, stupid, and will get you in trouble. You can expect the FBI to be showing up at your door step any time now.

Addendum: As I always inform my readers on Adequcy. In the event of female sexual contact, do check the tag on the female's back: If you find that your female is property of Martin-Cortez Sexual Revolution Services, Inc. please call the number listed or visit the website to report this nodoubt stolen property. And for the last time - Do NOT use bleach when cleaning!!! You will be charged a fee for damage!

Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.


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