I'm still not rejoining adequacy

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My last post was indeed my last one forever.

Well, thanks to all who offered up their bank acount numbers to help me out. Sadly, as I feared, I have been let go from my position as a nuclear rocket scientist.

More diaries by Sylvester Q McNamera

Don't worry as I have plans to sue those right wing Linux using Godless bastards into oblivion.

But, in the meantime I have fallen upon hard times. I've had to sell all my posessions in order to pay my legal bills which included paying off the people in the local county in order to stay out of jail. Thus I've been forced to move back in with my parents and take a room in their basement. As the local economy is fairly bad I've taken the only job offer I had which is a midnight stockboy at K-Mart. I'm so so ashamed. I had such a promising career ahead of me as a rocket scientist and now I'm loading boxes of Thom Mcann shoes onto dirty shelves at two in the morning. Fuckers, it's all their fault.

I do have a good lead as the local Perkins is hiring and I might have a shot at landing the coveted lunch shift there. I hope so as I don't know if I can stand working here at K-Mart too long with all these commoners and foreigners. They smell funny and they talk funny and I suspect they have carnal knowledge of their family members. It's fairly obvious that I'm light years beyond these peasants and I'm clearly superiour to them. Hell, I should be running this store, not wearing some queer blue vest and peasants pants. Bastards.

Well, I need to go get some sleep bacause we have a large shipment of hush puppies coming in tonight. Don't worry, I'll fight through this and I'll be okay. I mean, I'm really depressed about all this right now but I'll be okay. At least I had some good chicken chow mein for lunch today.

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	Forget Perkins, the feminist conspiracy (none / 0) (#1)
	by Anonymous Reader on Mon Feb 11th, 2002 at 01:11:55 PM PST

	will conspire against you from letting a white male into a job there. It is such a shame that feminists are so jealous of your towering intellect, personality and penis that they have conspired against you. It is a shame that the dotcom boom is over, for you could buy www.myfirstsuicide.com and be the first person to multicast their own suicide over the net.

	Whatever you do... (none / 0) (#2)
	by tkatchev on Mon Feb 11th, 2002 at 08:45:26 PM PST

	Please don't kill yourself. If you do actually go ahead and decide to commit suicide, please have the decency to not post about it here, OK? None of us actually care, you see. -- Peace and much love...

	Attitude check. (5.00 / 2) (#3)
	by poltroon on Mon Feb 11th, 2002 at 08:53:52 PM PST

	You need to look at your predicament from a different angle. You're an undercover rocket scientist. This is a hiatus for you, during which you'll try a different sort of research. You'll explore every last pore and crevice of the life of a stockboy, and you'll write a book about it. Keep detailed notes.

	And think.. (5.00 / 1) (#4)
	by jelerial on Tue Feb 12th, 2002 at 11:58:19 AM PST

	Now that k-mart has declared bankrupcy, you'll soon be out of another job!

	Yep. (none / 0) (#5)
	by tkatchev on Tue Feb 12th, 2002 at 12:39:30 PM PST

	Definitely time to commit suicide. (Just don't post about it here!) P.S. I hope you have the balls to actually go ahead and do it. -- Peace and much love...