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Chloedancer & Shoeboy's Homepage?

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Mar 15, 2002

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Surfing the web this week, which I rarely do, I stumbled upon a most curious website that I think may be the homepage of none other than Mr. Peter "Shoeboy" Johnson and his fiancée, Chloedancer...

[editor's note, by Peter Johnson] My homepage is actually here and chloedancer has a long way to go before reaching 40.

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Let's line up the facts that lead me to think that this certain site is, indeed, Shoe and 'dancer's. There are many eerie similarities betwwen this site's owner and Shoeboy:

both's names are "Peter"
both are "programmers"
both have a slightly older (40+) red-headed lady-friend
both like to get high on "pixie dust"
both favor the color green
both believe in the magic of young children
both are known to wear leotards

I could go on, but I will instead invite you to decide for yourself.

Thank you.

	HO WLONG BEFORE THE HAND OF FASCISM (1.50 / 4) (#1)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 12:02:19 PM PST

	and censorship nuke this diary? DOWN WITH ADEQUACY CENSOR-TYRANTS. Thank you.

	Well, (3.00 / 1) (#2)
	by jvance on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 12:31:21 PM PST

	it explains the "Shoeboy" nickname. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Curse this lousy corporate filter! (3.00 / 1) (#3)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 01:32:46 PM PST

	I can't surf to hard core porn, but I can see that home page?

	Oh my God. (5.00 / 1) (#4)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 02:16:42 PM PST

	That was one of the scariest homepages I've ever seen. As soon as I saw the first picture, heard the music and saw the words 'male sexuality' in the middle of the page, I was outta there.

	Scary (5.00 / 1) (#5)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 02:23:06 PM PST

	Now that Peter Pan has <A HREF="http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/TinkAndPeter1.html">got a girlfriend</A>, it's hard to think of him as a total freak of nature.

	Wrong again, Trollaxor. (1.50 / 4) (#6)
	by chloedancer on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 03:46:42 PM PST

	I am not (and will never be) Peter's fiancée. I am 36. I have a Tangled Mane of Curls™ that have never been (and never will be) straightened. And I would never be caught dead wearing pink, despite my known penchant for rule-breaking. Considering your ongoing obsession with Shoeboy, I'm beginning to think that you're just jealous and would simply prefer to have him all to yourself. 'Tis a pity that you're just not his type, really.

	i lost all my meds (5.00 / 1) (#7)
	by Trollaxor on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 03:53:35 PM PST

	and i can't leave my house. it's not an obsession. i didn't go to the website, the website came to me. i think you're nervous. the "you're not his type" line is used by all insecure, jealous girlfriends who know they're on their way out.

	I doubt that you're a redhead (2.00 / 3) (#8)
	by chloedancer on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 04:23:32 PM PST

	and Shoeboy's a free man, for what it's worth. That link was bandied about in IRC several weeks ago; aren't you mortified for being so behind the times?

	i have a red head (5.00 / 1) (#9)
	by Trollaxor on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 04:53:51 PM PST

	oh you and shoe have one of those "open" relationships. i don't care. That link was bandied about in IRC several weeks ago; aren't you mortified for being so behind the times? nope.

	36?? (5.00 / 2) (#11)
	by osm on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 07:56:38 PM PST

	i had no idea womnen could live that long.

	MARTIAN MATHEMATICS (5.00 / 2) (#12)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 08:01:06 PM PST

	is 4 years a long way to go? according to mr. shoe, chloe has a "long way" to go before 40...

	Run Logan, Run! [nt] (5.00 / 2) (#15)
	by jvance on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 09:10:09 PM PST

	-- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Please do try to keep up on internet trends. (2.33 / 3) (#10)
	by elby on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 06:56:23 PM PST

	That site started making rounds over a year ago -- at least. Next you'll be telling us that Shoeboy shoved the oralse.cx kitten into a bottle and glued it's ass shut for great justice. -lb

	Please mod up parent! (1.00 / 2) (#13)
	by Slobodan Milosevic on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 08:45:10 PM PST

	The way the author mishmashed all the great internet trends of the last year into one sentence was absolutely breathtaking. I dream of one day reaching that level of genius. For now I will have to settle for taking over small countries.

	I would... (5.00 / 2) (#14)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 09:04:12 PM PST

	...but he used "it's" where "its" would be correct. I couldn't rate any post containing such an elementary grammar error up in good conscience.

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