So it's war you want? The sea turtles are mine, operation genocide is complete, and the falcon-75 is winning. In addition, my weather machine is fully functional, and my underground reactor is online. The deep sea core driller is 85% done with a tunnel to china which will soon be full of my robotic soldiers.

You sir, are a failure. Your moon base will not come to fruition. Your water tower is full of holes. Your base has been infected with bugs. Your bee crops have failed. Your cyborg robots have been sabotaged. May Mr. Lenin piss on your mother. You are a shame to the communist empire which you represent.

See you in hell.