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What iz contriversy?
It iz holdin contrivershil opinyins + arguin them sucksessfully! 17%
It iz sayin dum things to piz peepul off! 43%
It iz trikin peepul 2 say "r u hurt?" by fallin over in publick. ha ha u r SHEEP! 39%

Votes: 23

 Kewl mizspellins 4 u

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jul 17, 2002
Tuday I iz showin u how 2 b CONTRIVERSHIL by the sistemattic mizspellin of namez.

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  1. Spel LUNIX az "LINUX": thiz iz reely contrivershil, 'coz it souns lyke da name ov "LINUX TOROVELDEZ" (c next poynt)
  2. Spel LINUX TOROVELDEZ as "LINUS TORVALDS": it iz not contrivershil enuf 2 slandarize a wel noune open sorce persun by there reel name so u must deliberately get it rong. it also soundz like da guy of ov peenutz!!!
  3. Spel OPEN SORCE az OPEN SORES 'coz open sores r all ikky.
  4. Spel MICROSOFT az MICRO$HAFT 'coz they iz shaftin u 4 $$$$$$!!!1! Thay hav thiz mined controll devize wich makes u by there stuff even when u run lunix!?!
Follo theese simpul tipz an u wil b the king over dum peepul.


Necrophilliacs abound. (none / 0) (#2)
by because it isnt on Wed Jul 17th, 2002 at 03:21:03 PM PST
I was hoping I had finally buried AQ's pisspoor joke, but some anonymous editor has surprised everyone at the funeral by prising open the coffin and giving it yet another good fucking.

I'm looking at you, iat. You pervert. -- because it isn't

Muaybie Thoey Wee Baykd (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jul 17th, 2002 at 03:59:32 PM PST
Loik thays Aypull euzah. (Oeye aulways neu Aepil euziz we stawnis.) Giew beck te PrewDous; clin ip yoah liehf.

Yours most kindly,
A. British Person

i fack you! (none / 0) (#4)
by KingAzzy on Fri Jul 19th, 2002 at 11:32:23 AM PST
tihs girl goooood loving you listen to me yankee american! she love me long time! i no car her back she get angry !


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