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How many of these tasks will EA complete?
None. 25%
1 12%
2 37%
3 12%
4 12%
5 0%
6 0%

Votes: 8

 Ho boy I'm Fat!

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Oct 04, 2001
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A man of exceptional girth.

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I'm not going to write much about my life at this very instant. Not much going on. I will, however, make a list of everything that I need to do tonight. Once I've done that, then I can talk about my success in each of these tomorrow, providing you with minutes if reading enjoyment.

  • Do laundry.
  • Sweep and mop the apartment.
  • Stop by the club and see when I work tomorrow.
  • Try and finish a chapter in Stiffed.
  • Do a full fourty-five minutes on the treadmill.
  • Get to freakin' bed by 10:00 or so, giving me plenty of sleep for the 19 hour day tomorrow...

I get off work at 5:00. Let's see what happens...



       
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