I have a feeling that intro will make this my most popular diary ever. Then again, I could be wrong...

My story got posted on K5, and is now simmering slowly at the top of the Culture page. I wonder how long it's going to take the conservative-types on K5 to realize that it's much easier to get rid of someone who's opinion you don't like by voting them +1 section. They're in the queue longer, and something posted to just a section page will garner a whole lot less attention (particularly if it's a popular section, where another story will soon be posted...)

So, this weekend I'm going to take Laura to my family reunion, which is happening at my Dad's place. It's going to be an interesting event, certainly filled with lots of awkward pauses as we're asked certain questions by the conservative and rural aspects of the family.

Fortunantly, I've come up with a list of short, to-the-point answers that will help us keep any awkwardness to a minimum. Here they are:

• Q: So, when're you and your girlfriend gettin' married?
  A:Well, it really depends on what her girlfriend wants...
• Q: So, you just got that new bed, what size was that again?
  A: It's a queen.
  That's a pretty big bed for just one person.
  Yea, but if we had anything smaller, we couldn't really fit all five of us when we have sex...
• Q: So, you're living together. What's your pastor think?
  A: Oh, I don't have a pastor. But the coven really thinks that our living together has improved our ability to perform together in sex magick.
• Q: Tell me, have you accepted Jesus into your heart?
  A: No, but I let him fuck me up the ass once.
• Q: So, you've been working at a bar, you're not drinking, are you?
  A: Not half as much as Dad does...

That's about it. I hope that this will keep us from getting into any situations that are uncomfortable. (Okay, from a meta point of view, that was mildly funny. I think the Jesus thing was a bit cliche, but otherwise I'd consider it pretty fresh.)

So, I'm going to go ahead and write another erotic story. So far all I've got for it is a name: Jill. I might send this one to K5, or perhaps to Adequacy (I think posting erotica on K5 would be a real streach, seeing as how they lack a "Premium" section.)

Now, it's my time to porn hound. If you have something you consider interesting. Something that you'd like to see incorporated into a story (like an image you think is hot, etc) then please send it to me via e-mail. I can't guarentee it'll be in there, but I'll do my very best to throw it in somehow... (Why am I doing this? Why not!)