The ZogCore? Answer Man Is Here !

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Dear valued slave customers of the ZOG overlords!

We love you very much! Never forget that all-important fact. You are deeply and perpetually cared about and every care is taken to ensure the best possible conditions for your inevitable captivity.

[editor's note, by elenchos] Warning issued to Inden for spamming diary section. Please carefully check the time stamp on your last diary entry before spewing forth another one. If a FULL 24 hours haven't passed, then hold your horses. If I wasn't soft, I would have deleted this whole thing already. Don't push your luck.

[editor's note, by em] diary, from Latin diarium `daily allowance' (OED)

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We here at ZogCore® care deeply about your customer satisfaction and quality of life. It has come to our attention that much confusion and distress are arising due to misunderstandings about the benevolent and enlightened global corpocracy that ZogCore® and its subsidiary network of human goods and services companies represent.

To address these difficulties, and because we are deeply committed to each and every one of you's maximum personal satisfaction, the board of directors are offering you this chance to ask ZOG directly! Through the medium of this pravda.ru message board, you may address any questions or concerns you might have to our designated ZOG Answer Man customer service advocate who will monitor this channel to provide the answers you deserve and require.

We hope this will serve to keep you better informed and put to rest any lingering traces of doubt you may still have about the love and benevolent altruism that ZogCore® holds for each and every one of you - our slaves and esteemed customers.

The line is now officially open!

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	This one's more of a request, actually: (none / 0) (#1)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 11:45:42 AM PST

	Seeing as you people control Hollywood and all, could you please try to work on making better movies? That Harry Potter flick was torturous: a three-hour version of Bedknobs and Broomsticks minus Nazis and Angela Lansbury. Barf-o-rama.

	ZogCorp Loves You (none / 0) (#2)
	by Inden on Sun Dec 2nd, 2001 at 07:40:41 AM PST

	I am relaying your request to the appropriate ZogCorp divisional analyst. It is the policy of ZogCorps to give the people what they want when they want when they wants it as much as possible and for as many people as possible. Perhaps the issue is your narrow market niche. You will contacted by focus group survey company within the year to ascertain the shifting demographics of your taste cohort. Thanks for asking ZogCorps! We care even though we don't have to!