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 My first diary on Adequacy, woot etc...

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Jul 20, 2001
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Wow, the censorship (Editor's note: Deleted - jsm) on this site....

Thought of few good stories though. Mainly on positive aspects of workhouses for the poor and compulsory sterilisation of criminals and the undeserving poor to preserve the gene pool. Sort of the Nazi social policies without the racism. Also one about the Ukian National Heaath Service being superior to Usian one as it is socialist...

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PS : I lose due to Godwin's law...



       
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Welcome, we don't allow Godwin's law here (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Adam Rightmann on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 08:14:39 AM PST
so feel free to submit any stories you want to. It's always refreshing to read what people from countries less blessed by God have to say (I'm assuming you're from the United Kingdom).


A. Rightmann

I think the UK (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by nobbystyles on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 08:20:45 AM PST
Is even better blessed by God than the UK as the church is the the state and vice versa. None of this seperation of church and state athiest malarky here.

The Queen is equivalent to the pope due to her ancestor, Henry VIII, in her power over the Church Of England and is a holy and just person depite ordering Diana to be killed by MI5 for consorting with a muslim.





I would be leery of a church (none / 0) (#3)
by Adam Rightmann on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 08:24:14 AM PST
founded on carnal desires. Though, the Pope is reaching out to the Eastern/Greek/Russian heretics, perhaps if the Queen abased herself enough to the Pope, he might pary for a way for Anglicans to redeem themselves and their generations and generations of sin.


A. Rightmann

I would be leery of a church (4.00 / 3) (#4)
by SpaceGhoti on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 08:32:20 AM PST
founded on a pebble and slaughtering priests who married, due to a misinterpretation of scripture.

Of course, I'm leery of any church that claims that its truth is The Truth and all else is heresy. Which describes a large majority of churches I've seen. But that's just my experience.


A troll's true colors.

I would be leery of a church (5.00 / 1) (#16)
by alprazolam on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 03:44:00 PM PST
because religion is a load of made up bunk that is used to control the poor.


 
Quantum Physics for a New Generation (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 08:47:31 AM PST
The Queen is equivalent to the pope due to her ancestor, Henry VIII, in her power over the Church Of England and is a holy and just person depite ordering Diana to be killed by MI5 for consorting with a muslim.
Dude. You seriously need to check your facts.

It's well know in the intelligence circles that Princess Diana was actually part of a international conspiracy to smuggle mind-alterning chemicals into Europe.

It's a well-known fact that the CIA did experiments with such chemicals (like LSD) during the 60's. What lots of people fail to realize is that these projects went on, and today they're able to specifically gear them towards certain sorts of shifts in thinking.

These very kinds of chemicals had been used on her to sway her into rebelling against the British Empire and the Queen. A little backstory is required to explain why she was bringing these chemicals into the country and what they intended to do.

Many people don't realize that Canada is essentially in all but name still directly under control of the United Kingdom. They've struggled largely unnoticed for indepdence for a number of years, leading to the brutal murder of a certain high-ranking Canadian diplomat who had been attempting to negotiate a seperation. The UK sent a clear message that Canada was not getting free, no matter what. The US government made a secret pact with the Canadian government about 10 years ago to fight a covert war for liberation due to the US's bitter hatred of the UK that's barely faded an inch since the 18th century.

As part of this pact, the CIA made available to the Canadian government a set of mind-altering chemicals (the afformentioned ones) to help sway the British public in favor of the seperation. Diplomacy had failed them, so more devious manners were necessary.

The rise of Princess Diana as a very popular figure in British Royalty both in the US and the UK made her an ideal unknowing operative for their agenda. She could easily pass through customs. She was beloved enough that any oddness would be consider endearing rather than suspicious, and she frequently would travel between the US and UK allowing instructions to be issued. A plan was set in motion.

Unfortunately, a CIA operative connected with the Canadian agenda apprehended by British Intelligence and forced under vigorous torture to reveal the mission that he was currently on. Princess Diana was compromised. She had to be eliminated.

To this day, we're unsure if the British, Canadian, or US government eventually disposed of her, but the whole thing was a bloody mess and failure. Canada is still under the UK's control. The US and UK still have a bitter rivalry. Princess Dianna was simply a pawn in a vicious battle that has been raging for years.

--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

A few more links, some more research (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 08:52:38 AM PST
and you could probably submit this as an adequacy story.


Obviously .. (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by seventypercent on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 10:42:43 AM PST
.. this would never be posted without some authoritative corroborating links, but yes, this is exactly the type of thing that we are looking for. You won't see this kind of material on the "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather," but you ought to at least be able to see it somewhere.

--
Red-blooded patriots do not use Linux.

Fnords Go to Heaven (none / 0) (#9)
by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 10:58:08 AM PST
Would you be surprised if I told you that my message was simply a mass hallucination caused by the chemicals used to treat your water?

Nothing is true.
Everything is permissible.

Fnord.


--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

Well (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by seventypercent on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 12:14:35 PM PST
If the chemicals are being used to treat my water, why are you having the hallucination? :-)

--
Red-blooded patriots do not use Linux.

You Miss the Point Completely (none / 0) (#11)
by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 12:24:49 PM PST
Well. I said mass hallucination which implies that I don't exist and everyone in reality is hallucinating that I do and am posting messages.

Admittedly though, that message was kinda trippy.

I was just amused that you thought that the CIA/Diana bit was a worthy idea to build a post around since I completely made it up as I was typing it.

I was really worried that the "mind-controling chemicals" were a bit too far out there to even border on being within suspension of disbelief range.

--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

*snort* (3.00 / 2) (#12)
by SpaceGhoti on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 12:34:01 PM PST
And jsm wondered why people were so focused on his Gay Tax story as a hate message.


A troll's true colors.

Electric Sheep Dream of Mark Twain (5.00 / 2) (#14)
by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 03:09:21 PM PST
New program.

Kill the human SpaceGhoti.

--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

 
Fnord! (4.00 / 1) (#13)
by opalhawk on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 01:23:04 PM PST
Fnord is the space between the molocules in the tainted water....

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


Fnord (5.00 / 1) (#15)
by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 03:10:08 PM PST
Fnord. Fnord. Fnord. Fnord. You may now return to your regularly scheduled reality.

--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

 
Yes please write this as a story (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by nobbystyles on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 09:03:18 AM PST
Adequacy lacks a juicy Princess Di death was ordered by the CIA/MI5/Russian Mafia/Iranians/Martians type story. A few links and you'll be away...


 

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