Being a Microsoft Visual Basic programmer, I am used to designing user interfaces which follow the latest usuabilty research coming out of Redmond, WA. So my suggestion of changing 'Who's Online', which is very impersonal and unfriendly, to 'My Online Buddies' which is combines the consumer friendliness of AOL and Microsoft Windows XP and is truer reflection of the spirit of amiable discourse that prevails on this site.
So anyone suggesting that Editors are a bunch of fascist control freaks will get short shrift from me. Good work, fellas...