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Votes: 7

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 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Mar 08, 2002
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When practising extreme alpine sports in an urban setting, please remember to wear your godamned helmet, you hopeless fucking idiot.
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Shout out to codeine-flavored ibuprofen. You're the bomb.

       
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Mind telling us what happened? (none / 0) (#1)
by jvance on Fri Mar 8th, 2002 at 09:51:14 AM PST
Tilox is great. Raglan is cool. But Demerol, now that's the bomb!
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Are you saying that... (1.00 / 2) (#2)
by because it isnt on Fri Mar 8th, 2002 at 10:14:01 AM PST
...somebody set you up the bomb?
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Serious Reply (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by jvance on Fri Mar 8th, 2002 at 10:31:08 AM PST
Broken humerous, as in snapped completely in two, about 8 cm down from the shoulder joint. There's nothing quite like looking down and expecting your hand in one location and finding it's somewhere else. The paramedics set me up quite nicely with the bomb.
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Ouch. (none / 0) (#4)
by hauntedattics on Fri Mar 8th, 2002 at 10:45:13 AM PST
That makes my arm hurt just thinking about it.

Slave, glad you can tolerate codeine. It makes me hallucinate and vomit, both of which, believe it or not, I don't enjoy. The real world is too cool, and vomiting may be one of the worst feelings in the world.

(Besides breaking your humerus, I guess.)



 
No way! (none / 0) (#5)
by Recip on Fri Mar 8th, 2002 at 12:21:24 PM PST
That shit hurts when you inject it. Hospitals have gone over to Dalaudid or MS.

 
Demerol? (none / 0) (#6)
by tkatchev on Sat Mar 9th, 2002 at 04:22:46 AM PST
How proletarian of you. Yuck.


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How are (none / 0) (#7)
by jvance on Mon Mar 11th, 2002 at 08:06:36 PM PST
professionally administered painkillers related to class? Please keep in mind the context. We're not talking about recreational drugs here.

But since you brought it up, I don't do recreational drugs beyond the incidental caffeine found in soft drinks. Not for any moral reason. I can't stand the taste of most alcoholic beverages. I don't like anything that alters my perceptions or fogs my thinking. A dentist once tried to put me under nitrous oxide, but I panicked and pulled the mask off of my face. They did the procedure without it. I was given seven days' worth of Tilox after I snapped my arm; I took the pills for two days and then decided I preferred pain to oblivion.

That's way too much about me. I hope RobotSlave is OK. I haven't seen him here lately.


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