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Votes: 21

Springtime = Sex

Author:

derek3000

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Apr 11, 2002

Comments:

How can you capture the longing of the loins with prose? You can't.

More diaries by derek3000

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	Same old story (5.00 / 3) (#1)
	by jvance on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 08:57:24 AM PST

	Boy meets girl. Boy fucks girl. Boy and girl hacked to death by axe-wielding lunatic. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	grammar question (none / 0) (#2)
	by nathan on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 10:26:30 AM PST

	Why is 'fucks' as a transitive verb generally applied from the male to the female? Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	A biology lesson, nathan. (none / 0) (#3)
	by because it isnt on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 10:34:39 AM PST

	Why is 'fucks' as a transitive verb generally applied from the male to the female? I refer the honourable gentleman to his medical textbooks, particularly with regard to who penetrates whom in the act of coitus. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	so I take it (5.00 / 1) (#4)
	by nathan on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 10:49:02 AM PST

	You claim that, for instance, lesbians are completely incapable of 'fucking?' Thank you for revealing your malignant heterosexualist views. You might not realize this, because you are dishonest with yourself, but you tacitly endorse the phallic rape culture of violence toward Women and the prevention of their self-actualisation. This is absolutely monstrous. It's funny how many liberalists claim to be beyond misogyny, but then reveal a list of heterosexist prejudices as long their arms. Denigration of Women's essential sexual capacities indeed. Why is it not just as much 'fucking' when a Woman does it to a man? Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (5.00 / 3) (#6)
	by because it isnt on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 11:15:01 AM PST

	You claim that, for instance, lesbians are completely incapable of 'fucking?' Not at all. There are strap-on and double-ended dildos available in all good sex shops. blah blah waffle drone I apologize for interrupting your rant, but consider one person stabbing another. Did the person with the wound "stab" the person with the knife, or is it the other way around? In my book, the "fucker" is the penis-wielding oppressor, and the "fuckee" is the submissive reciever of the hot, angry cock. The communist definition is of course that "boy and girl make love" -- you know, together, sharing. But I'm not a communist. Are there any other things you'd like to ask me? adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!! (5.00 / 1) (#8)
	by jvance on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 11:27:30 AM PST

	I was absolutely right! It is indeed springtime, when a young man's fancy turns to love. Your flawless rendition of the mating dance, suffused with such great energy, such sincerity, is sure to find favor with your lady friend. I have high hopes for you, my boy. I expect you'll close the deal in short order. I only hope for your sake that she shaves her legs. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Oh dear. (5.00 / 1) (#5)
	by jvance on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 11:10:15 AM PST

	You're not getting politically correct on me here, are you Nathan? In young males, that's usually a courtship display, indicative of an impending mating. So how's your love life, Nathan? Enquiring minds and all that. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	you are a liberalist! (none / 0) (#12)
	by nathan on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 06:38:14 PM PST

	For the record, I have decided to spend some time away from sex and sexuality. I am not thinking about women, romantic love, sex, dating, girlfriends, or mating. Today is day 11 of a project of 30 days duration minimum. It's a good discipline. There is no sex in the forseeable future. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Which explains your presence in this thread (none / 0) (#13)
	by jvance on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 07:03:04 PM PST

	I am not thinking about* women, romantic love, sex, dating, girlfriends, or mating.* *Ahem* -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	I should be clear (none / 0) (#14)
	by nathan on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 07:10:05 PM PST

	There's thinking about sex in a public, dispassionate way, and then there's thinking about getting laid. I am not doing number 2. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	I had a devastatingly witty response (none / 0) (#16)
	by jvance on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 01:15:37 AM PST

	but I've decided to shelve it in deference to your impending and ever-increasing torture. Yes, springtime, when a somewhat older man's fancy turns to creative tax filing. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	deference? (none / 0) (#24)
	by elby on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 03:07:34 PM PST

	I think anyone announcing to the world that they are depriving themselves of something deserve to be tempted with that thing. Repeatedly. -lb

	You never know about these things, (none / 0) (#25)
	by jvance on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 03:26:00 PM PST

	but I really don't think you're his type. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Oooh! Oooh! (5.00 / 1) (#26)
	by jvance on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 03:45:13 PM PST

	I hereby announce to the world that I am henceforth depriving myself of heterosexual sex. With supermodels. All of them. At the same time. I also repudiate Croesus-like wealth and my insidious, unseen influence in the halls of government of all the major powers. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	'announce to the world?' (5.00 / 1) (#27)
	by nathan on Sat Apr 13th, 2002 at 12:18:24 PM PST

	That'd be more easily done on CNN.com. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Wait a minute. (5.00 / 2) (#28)
	by hauntedattics on Sat Apr 13th, 2002 at 12:23:33 PM PST

	You can't even fix your doorbell and yet you wield influence in major governments? Wow, we're in trouble... And do you really want to have sex with all supermodels at the same time? I can only imagine all the ways that would end in disaster. Just looking out for you, m'friend. (nathan, I couldn't resist...)

	You wound me, Haunted (none / 0) (#29)
	by jvance on Sat Apr 13th, 2002 at 04:36:28 PM PST

	I did indeed fix my doorbell. More precisely, I fixed the wiring problem by removing the old transformer and associated romex from the attic. I'm considering whether to install a wireless doorbell, or crawl back up there and correctly install a new transformer. And as Nathan will attest, the whole refractory period nonsense is just a myth, at least for us fit fellows with resting heartrates in the low 50s. Now admittedly, wishing for all the supermodels is over-reaching, but six, six I could do. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	six? (5.00 / 1) (#30)
	by nathan on Sun Apr 14th, 2002 at 06:51:29 AM PST

	That's quite an impressive number. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Hurble burble (none / 0) (#31)
	by hauntedattics on Sun Apr 14th, 2002 at 07:13:32 AM PST

	Yes it is. Sorry to wound, jvance. I forgot that you had actually fixed that doorbell, for reasons that will soon become apparent.

	If you are serious. (5.00 / 1) (#7)
	by tkatchev on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 11:23:47 AM PST

	I think you misunderstand the sacral meaning of the Indo-European concept "to fuck". In ancient Indo-European pagan beliefs, "to fuck" meant "to violently penetrate", not "to have intercourse". This is a very important point; that is why, in fact, we have such metaphorical phrases as "fuck off" and "fuck that". -- Peace and much love...

	quite; yet, (5.00 / 1) (#9)
	by nathan on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 03:40:58 PM PST

	In fact, the immediate precurser to "fuck" was an Anglo-Saxon word meaning "to beat against," so in English it might just as easily apply to the female of the species. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Yeah but (none / 0) (#10)
	by jvance on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 04:30:33 PM PST

	would you hit it? -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	hmmm (none / 0) (#11)
	by nathan on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 06:33:55 PM PST

	According to the currently accepted meaning of the word "fuck," men do "hit it." That's the point. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Stupid fuckers (none / 0) (#17)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 04:16:10 AM PST

	For more information on the etymology of the word Fuck, see here.

	error! error! (none / 0) (#18)
	by nathan on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 08:57:37 AM PST

	The link provided has little to do with the etymology of the word "fuck." It mentions that the modern "fuck" has some earlier cognates, but it doesn't provide them. For the record, the Anglo-Saxon precursor comes from "to beat against," and was used by peasants; in contrast with the aristocratic "forniquer," which refers to "fornix," L. "an oven;" fornix was slang for the underground rooms in Rome in which prostitutes plied their trade. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Re: entire thread attached to parent post (none / 0) (#15)
	by Anonymous Reader on Thu Apr 11th, 2002 at 10:33:19 PM PST

	God I love this site.

	Gender gap (none / 0) (#19)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 10:39:49 AM PST

	First thoughts of male Adequacy members: knives, manics and etymology of the word 'fuck' First thoughts of female Adequacy member: so beautiful that he can tenderly watch her sleeping, too bad all that doesn't last $25,000 question: who's more cynical?

	Definitely the female. (4.00 / 1) (#20)
	by tkatchev on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 10:50:19 AM PST

	Because at least the male is honest with himself. Face it, no matter how many words you use to make the scene pretty, the fact of the matter remains that you are getting fucked. Literally. I think females need to finally take control of their lives and simply say a big "no" to casual sex. Nothing good ever came of romanticism. -- Peace and much love...

	Hmm... (none / 0) (#21)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 11:10:01 AM PST

	Nothing good ever came of romanticism. Words to live by. Or at least attempt to.

	And here I thought... (none / 0) (#22)
	by derek3000 on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 11:33:38 AM PST

	you'd gotten yourself kidnapped. How was Brazil? Did you run into any rogue heating/cooling repairmen? ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	Stay tuned. n/t (none / 0) (#23)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Apr 12th, 2002 at 02:02:36 PM PST

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