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Votes: 37

Linux Zealot goes to the Movies

Author:

mjl

Topic:

Linux Zealot

Posted:

Jan 21, 2002

Comments:

Linux Zealot likes to take a break from re-inventing the wheel by going to the movies.

While normal people are happy to watch just about anything, Linux Zealot sticks to movies that he is comfortable with. Linux Zealot enjoys the movies that the rest of us ignore, for example Hackers, Pirates of Silicon Valley, and The Net.

Linux Zealot is taking Linux Zealot Girlfriend to see The Lord of the Rings and is very excited by the use of free software to create the special effects in the movie. In this strip, Linux Zealot learns many important lessons, including the true value of so-called free software.

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	That was better than American Pie 2! (none / 0) (#10)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 12:27:33 AM PST

	I'se like, all rolling my eyes when Linux Zealot tried to play that hottie at the ticket booth! I'se like: whoozeethinkeeiz?! ESR?!? LOL! ;-)

	poll and comment (none / 0) (#11)
	by DG on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 12:52:33 AM PST

	Hey why no porn you know us geeks love porn,redo it and add some porn! as to the comic i loved it, no one i know would be that stupid great job.. rather short post but other than this i have nothing to add -- oh and if you decide to bitch and moan about my spelling etc, nah nah nah, © 2002, DG. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Sir, (2.50 / 2) (#12)
	by gcsb on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 12:56:19 AM PST

	Your spelling is very poor. I suggest that you get an education. At whatever cost. Best Regards, gcsb. Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

	Pot, kettle (none / 0) (#15)
	by qp on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 01:38:29 AM PST

	I might suggest that before giving spelling advice, you should brush up on your own English skills. Hint #1: "At whatever cost." is not a complete sentence. Hint #2: Unless there is a compelling stylistic or aesthetic reason to use sentence fragments, English is generally written using complete sentences. -------- "Hey qp, where are you? You missed the nudie shots about three minutes ago!" -- Jin Wicked And so, I died.

	In that case.. (none / 0) (#42)
	by Anonymous Reader on Mon May 6th, 2002 at 04:46:29 PM PST

	..you had best look at your subject, which, by amazing ironic coincidence, happens to be a fragment. Also, I fail to see how sentence structure is a determining factor in whether someone can spell or not. I bid you the best of luck in your (soon to come) sputtering explanations. - npg

	Dear Sir (none / 0) (#13)
	by DG on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 01:22:53 AM PST

	Someone found me out!, damn you for blowing my cover, i was pretending to be a linux zealot So that i could sneak into the commies headquarters and foil thier plans for ruining microsoft and taking over the world! the horrors i went through the smell! have you ever spent 2 years without soap? it was traumatizing. then there is ESR, he makes the other geeks look clean let me tell you. i'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life... help me lord.. © 2002, DG. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Sir, (none / 0) (#14)
	by gcsb on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 01:30:40 AM PST

	You do in fact stink. It is a well known fact. Face it, you (or should I say J00?) are a hacker (hax0r). You use lunix every day. And you know Alan Cocks personally...need I say more. I hope that you die quite frankly, and all your lunix loving homosexual brethren.. Best Regards, gcsb. Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

	Dear sir (none / 0) (#16)
	by DG on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 01:41:43 AM PST

	Tell me did you leave Your Brain some where? Or were you just born stupid and ugly? go back to horse fucking and leave the big boys to their work, must i remind you there is no trolling on this board? Please refrain from trolling. © 2002, DG. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Sir, (none / 0) (#17)
	by gcsb on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 01:44:57 AM PST

	I think that you are drunk and have no idea what you are talking about. Please go and have a little nap, you may feel better afterwards. Or maybe not. Best Reagrds etc... Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

	Dear Sir (none / 0) (#18)
	by DG on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 02:00:06 AM PST

	Stop this childish behavior now! I know This is too much for You to handle given how small your brain is but i will no longer tolerate this harrassment expect the FBI to be knocking on your door in a few miniutes, i have heard tell of your child pornographic ring.. the FBI and the police are on their way.. © 2002, DG. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Sir, (none / 0) (#20)
	by gcsb on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 02:04:30 AM PST

	I object to your comments. I am neither a hethten nor a child pornographer. I suggest you take this sort of "trolling" to a forum that tolerates it such as slashdot. Best Regards, gcsb. Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

	Hmm (none / 0) (#23)
	by PotatoError on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 06:36:41 AM PST

	Stop arguing. Everyone knows that linux is THE operating system Buck Rodgers uses in the 21st century. Ie THIS century. <<JUMP! POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO>>

	Alright, that's enough, you two (3.50 / 2) (#19)
	by zikzak on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 02:02:55 AM PST

	Jesus, get a room or something.

	Cool! (none / 0) (#21)
	by gcsb on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 02:09:09 AM PST

	Will you pay for it? Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

	Two? (none / 0) (#29)
	by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 03:36:21 AM PST

	Look at the time between the posts. It's obviously the same person having a conversation with himself.

	"If we say that we love God but hate others.. (none / 0) (#41)
	by Anonymous Reader on Thu Feb 7th, 2002 at 06:23:42 PM PST

	"We are liars." - Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. You call yourself the pinnacle of moral righteousness, but you hate people. By hating a person, you hate their soul. By hating their soul, you hate God's creation. By hating God's creation, you hate God. Congratulations. You just called yourself a heathen. Pat yourself on the back, hypocrite.

	I loved it - nice work (none / 0) (#22)
	by PotatoError on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 06:30:08 AM PST

	From the beginning to the end. brilliant. <<JUMP! POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO>>

	Linux Zealot - GIRLFRIEND ???? (5.00 / 2) (#24)
	by cxvx on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 12:54:20 PM PST

	HAHAHAHAHA ... Like that would happen. Everyone knows nobody likes linux geeks.

	oh my god (none / 0) (#25)
	by PotatoError on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 07:29:24 PM PST

	All this time I thought talking about RedHat was a turn on with the girls!!! <<JUMP! POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO>>

	I think you mean debian... (5.00 / 1) (#26)
	by gcsb on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 07:59:10 PM PST

	...then you can talk about your 'woody'. Best Regards, gcsb. Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

	Au Contraire (5.00 / 3) (#30)
	by dmg on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 04:20:27 AM PST

	Linux geeks are inexplicably popular with the ladies. time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration. -- MC Hawking

	Not this lady (none / 0) (#31)
	by hauntedattics on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 07:56:59 AM PST

	n/t

	No. (5.00 / 2) (#32)
	by Dr Percival Smeetums on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 10:25:07 AM PST

	The inexplicable thing here is anyone taking "sex tips" from someone who looks like this. Dr. Percival Smeetums Department of Inebriology Thega-Zerse Institute for Higher Learning

	The Great Adequacy Identity Parade Quiz! (4.50 / 2) (#33)
	by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 03:00:15 PM PST

	Roll up, roll up, for this once in a lifetime opportunity to partake in an exciting game that we like to call "ESR Hide'n'Seek". All you have to do is look at these three pictures, and tell us which one is Mr Eric Raymond... Is it handsome Number One, who likes to spend time in front of his computer? Or perhaps dashing Number Two who is renowned for his bravery and expertise in military matters? Or maybe it's gorgeous Number Three who knows that the way to every woman's heart is with a macho moustache? Do you know your Raymonds from your Rainmans? Can you spot the real ESR from this selection of likely lads? The choice is yours.

	I'm in hell. (5.00 / 1) (#34)
	by nathan on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 06:13:46 PM PST

	Did you notice he's holding the keyboard like it's an electric guitar? The image of a thrash-metal ESR tearing' it up, perlin' to the MAXX!! makes my eyes roll back and my guts throb alarmingly. Please, link to goatsecx instead. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Budget considerations. (5.00 / 1) (#27)
	by gcsb on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 08:03:27 PM PST

	If Linux Zealot had gone to an earlier session it would have only cost NZ$11 each, saving him NZ$2. Seeing as he only had NZ$10 in his account, he would only have to find NZ$1 to see the film on his own. Regards, gcsb. Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

	I thought Linux Zealot was a homosexual (none / 0) (#28)
	by CorporateRepublic on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 09:08:58 PM PST

	Since when does Linux Zealot have a girlfriend? I thought Linux Zealot was a homosexual since people into "alternative operating systems" were into "alternative sexuality". Has he just not come out of the closet yet? Maybe that should be the next Linux Zealot cartoon.

	Poll options (none / 0) (#35)
	by Slubberdegullion on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 06:26:01 PM PST

	You have omitted the greatest hacker film of them all: Swordfish. I am sure that I shall be joined in my protestation of this grievous omission by not only the tiny minority of people who are hackers, but by the great majority who enjoy high-speed car chases.

	dude? (none / 0) (#36)
	by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 01:10:47 PM PST

	what do you have against anthrax? they rule.

	anthrax (none / 0) (#37)
	by dmg on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 01:21:30 PM PST

	should have changed their name to show solidarity with the victims of the Anthrax attacks. But they refused in a very arrogant way. You can read all about it on adequacy, but I can't be bothered to dig out the link. time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration. -- MC Hawking

	promote mind control and government slavery (none / 0) (#38)
	by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 08:04:22 PM PST

	this cartoon portrays many impacting opinions. obviously you do not have your own opinion and you thought you'd fit in with the crowd* if you showed how wrong it is to be individual. great cartoon from a patriot of a great country. long live george w bush. *for all those people who dont understand what im saying, to fit in with the crowd you need to have an opinion common to that of everybody else eg: christianism, racism, rejection of a new idea etc. When you fit in with the crowd you are slowly destroying your country.

	Promote clarity and ease of comprehension (none / 0) (#39)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 08:38:29 AM PST

	Dood, I really have no idea what you're trying to say in your post, except that you don't like this cartoon. Please rewrite in a somewhat clearer fashion, so that we can understand the ideas you're expounding before we rip them to shreds. Thanks ever so.

	boggle (5.00 / 1) (#40)
	by nathan on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 10:34:27 AM PST

	Wtf is "christianism?" Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

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