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Poll

Votes: 96

Linux Zealot Gets Laid

Author:

jelerial

Topic:

Linux Zealot

Posted:

Jul 20, 2002

Comments:

Our friend Linuz Zealot is once again on the path to love. Unlike the last unsuccessful episode, this time, he is successful. He meets the date of his dreams in the most unlikely place. Read on, and enjoy the comic!

We'd also like to remind our users that Linux Zealot is an 'open source' comic - it has been released under the Adequacy Public License (further known as APL) While this gives the user the right to draw their own episode of Linux Zealot, we would like to remind you that the license also demands that you only publish the said comic through Adequacy.org, by submitting a story to the Editors. Thank you.

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jelerial

	Happy Birthday Christ!
	Linux Zealot needs a job

	No sooner said... (none / 0) (#1)
	by gordonjcp on Sat Jul 20th, 2002 at 03:02:58 PM PST

	... thanks guys!

	FUCK YEAH! (none / 0) (#2)
	by because it isnt on Sat Jul 20th, 2002 at 03:10:16 PM PST

	What can I say? Superb! I can't think of any other comics that cater to all my despicable perversions at once! Go LZ! The t-girl looks a lot like the dreamy Yo-Yo from Jet Set Radio, which is just icing, really. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	Exquisite (none / 0) (#3)
	by dmg on Sat Jul 20th, 2002 at 05:14:34 PM PST

	The artwork in the final frame, with the outline of the bodies under the duvet/sheets is simply sublime. time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration. -- MC Hawking

	What a trivial poll... (none / 0) (#4)
	by MessiahWWKD on Sat Jul 20th, 2002 at 05:23:07 PM PST

	It should be obvious to anybody that Linux Zealot wouldn't use protection because protection is patented. Sure, Linux Zealot might have used a cheap imitation of a contraceptive, but considering that it is ineffective in everyway, it wouldn't count as protection. Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

	Another reason. (none / 0) (#5)
	by aoc on Sat Jul 20th, 2002 at 08:02:14 PM PST

	Sadly enough, these Linix users wants to actually indentify with their operating systems. While obviously pathetic, this can also be dangerous -- Linix Zealots have bought-in to the ridiculous liberal myth that Linix is immune to viruses, and that Linix machines do not need to "wear" protection. These people then feel that, by running Linix, THEY are immune to viruses and will not take the appropriate precaustions on the (admittedly few) times they will have sex. Combine this attitude with the fact that these Linix Zealots' unwashed bodies are a breeding ground for disease and we have a clear threat to public health. Yet another reason to ban this shoddy hacker-tool of an operating system.

	hurm (none / 0) (#6)
	by nathan on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 10:46:48 AM PST

	I wonder if, afterward, the poor fellow had trouble with his Lenis. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Lenis. (none / 0) (#7)
	by tkatchev on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 11:30:05 AM PST

	How is one suppesed to read the word? "Lenis" as in "Lenin", or the more new-age reading of the letter? -- Peace and much love...

	up to you. (none / 0) (#8)
	by nathan on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 03:54:46 PM PST

	As an artist, I traffic in ambiguity. Also in 5 ratings. Anything/everything appreciated. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	"Lenis" as in (none / 0) (#9)
	by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jul 22nd, 2002 at 04:22:41 PM PST

	Nathan's favourite comic.

	magenta (none / 0) (#10)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jul 28th, 2002 at 04:24:01 PM PST

	wow a cartoon with magenta in it! kewl!

	Of course he used protection (none / 0) (#11)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 6th, 2002 at 01:50:38 AM PST

	In fact he used two condoms just in case he had to do two more girls or something. Theres some sort of logic puzzle in here somewhere.

	2 condoms.... (none / 0) (#12)
	by Anonymous Reader on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 02:19:12 PM PST

	I'm sure the other condom was used by her, or should I say... him?

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