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 Linux Zealot vs the RIAA.

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Sep 08, 2002
There's a new star in the growing stable of "Linux Zealot" creative artists. His name is Nathanael and he appears to hail from Belgium.

Just to remind all our readers that "Linux Zealot" is an open source cartoon, released under the Adequacy Public License (APL). Anyone may create a Linux Zealot cartoon, providing they publish it via - the most controversial site on the Internet.

Thanks Nathanael, we look forward to seeing more top quality Linux Zealot cartoons like this one from you in the future!


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Linux Zealot in the Future? (none / 0) (#8)
by MessiahWWKD on Sun Sep 8th, 2002 at 03:33:09 PM PST
It looks as if Linux Zealot has began growing some facial hair as well as losing some scalpal hair. Or is that simply "mud" on his mouth and hairloss from lack of sleep?
Anyway, does this Linux Zealot takes place in Europe because that is the only place of which I know where mothers have dicks.
Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

Linux Zealot is a slave to fashion (none / 0) (#9)
by dmg on Sun Sep 8th, 2002 at 05:03:50 PM PST
He just copies whatever style Alan Cox, RMS or John "Maddog" is wearing that week.

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

Oh dear (none / 0) (#10)
by T Reginald Gibbons on Sun Sep 8th, 2002 at 05:13:18 PM PST
I don't want to know which one of those men is wearing leather pants these days.

In general, (none / 0) (#12)
by hauntedattics on Mon Sep 9th, 2002 at 10:49:32 AM PST
my experience has taught me that you want to be wary of any men wearing leather pants, whether they're notorious international hackers or Joe Schmoe down the street.

Few comments (3.00 / 2) (#11)
by The Mad Scientist on Sun Sep 8th, 2002 at 05:43:18 PM PST
Audiocasette write protection can be disabled with a piece of gaffa tape. Same applies for 3.5" floppies.

Lunix really runs on a C64, but is in version 0.20 now.

Commodore 64 doesn't have Alt key. The soft-reset combination is RunStop-Restore. The thing closest to Alt is the C= key.

Commodore tape drive is unsuitable for audio tapes. No audio output, and even if it'd be hacked in, it's mono.

Running a security-sensitive code (ie, which can land you in jail) is better on a standalone system without external communication lines, or - better - on a "honeypot" system which will reveal all attempts to connect out (after which a targeted search and removal or damaging of the offending narc code can follow).

No dialing possible, as no modem is attached. Besides, switching off the unit at the moment it starts unauthorized dialing out takes less time than dialing a single digit.

Even if caught, LZ would most likely spend his prison time together with either another LZ, or another nonviolent "criminal" busted for ie. possession of marijuana, who in many areas are the majority of prisoners.

The last and the best, the idea that recent Microsoft code would be able to run on anything with lower CPU speed than 300 MHz is funny.

Gasp. (none / 0) (#13)
by tkatchev on Mon Sep 9th, 2002 at 11:06:42 PM PST
The undead zombie has returned.

Peace and much love...


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