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For the love of god no teeth!!!! (none / 0) (#1) |
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by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 17th, 2001 at 02:53:12 PM PST |
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While I never intend on having children the "bite factor" is a very dangerous thing when considering teabagging....
I think the solution to this problem is to make filed down teeth, abuse of women, or detoothing of spouse/gay lovers manditory. |
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let me see (none / 0) (#5) |
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by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jul 18th, 2001 at 09:12:57 PM PST |
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got any pics? |
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Ah, the Wheelbarrow... (none / 0) (#2) |
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by Electric Angst on Tue Jul 17th, 2001 at 07:30:20 PM PST |
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Ah, let me tell you. If any of you out there ever, and I mean ever, find a sexual partner who enjoys the bottom position of the Wheelbarrow, keep them for life! Someone with that kind of strength and endurance is a once in a lifetime find! -- In the dark times, will there still be singing? Yes, there will be singing. There will be singing about the dark times. -- Bertolt Brecht |
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One word... (5.00 / 1) (#3) |
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by ucblockhead on Tue Jul 17th, 2001 at 10:46:45 PM PST |
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"Yoga"
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I shall hold you responsible... (none / 0) (#4) |
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by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jul 18th, 2001 at 08:27:59 PM PST |
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...if I end up committing the sin of masturbation tonight. This poll has placed impure thoughts in my head. |
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A Penis Dreaming of Being a Butterfly (none / 0) (#7) |
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by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 20th, 2001 at 11:31:03 AM PST |
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...if I end up committing the sin of masturbation tonight. This poll has placed impure thoughts in my head.It's only a sin if you use your hands. It's a well known fact that nowhere in the Bible is there any reference to vacum cleaners, blow-up dolls, or rubber gloves. The anti-masturbation portions of the Bible were obviously meant to protect early horny men from the pain of clean-up, since Baby Wipes had not yet been evented nor had the Kleenex. In this day and age, we don't have to restort to primitive technology as the hair of the nearest person or our clothes. We can enjoy healthy, sanitary masturbation as long as we don't make direct use of our hands. The reason that using your hands directly is inappropriate should be obvious, but I'll point it out anyway. In commnunion, it is our hands that accept the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Do you really think that he wants our hands in his blood after doing something like that with them? With proper aids though, you can avoid impurifying your hands, and it can still be safe to accept communion without offending Jesus. --Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately)) |
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Come On... (none / 0) (#6) |
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by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jul 19th, 2001 at 11:07:42 AM PST |
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...Everybody knows the most dangerous sexual position is in her husband's bed!
PS, it's better to ride the rainbow than find the pot of gold. |
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Diagrams? (none / 0) (#8) |
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by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jul 21st, 2001 at 06:35:33 PM PST |
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I am unfamiliar with many of these positions. Are there diagrams available on the web? |
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Sexual terminology (none / 0) (#9) |
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by dmg on Mon Jul 23rd, 2001 at 04:26:04 PM PST |
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Well you could start here time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration. -- MC Hawking |
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26 votes - 11 %
