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            | Date | Comment Title | Posted to Story |  
            | Jan 03, 2002 | I'd prefer simply enforcing digital certs | Internet Licenses: An Idea Whose Time Has Come? |  
            | Jan 08, 2002 | I want my hacked FBI file! | Britney Spears' Six-Inch Secret |  
            | Apr 08, 2002 | Don't forget about the Comet | British engineering genius and the Homosexualist Socialist conspiracy |  
            | Apr 15, 2002 | Where do I sign up? | Save America's Gangs |  
            | Apr 22, 2002 | i aM reet!!1 gIv3 m3 where's d000dz!! | New medical study:  Microsoft products better for your health |  
            | Apr 24, 2002 | Goddamit! | America - quite unwell? |  
            | Apr 26, 2002 | mmmmmmm | Dissociatives |  
            | Jun 05, 2002 | Oh yeah? | Ancient History for Ignorant Americans |  
            | Jun 14, 2002 | Kindly SHUT THE HELL UP, GEEK! | Amateur Golf and the Computer Criminal |  
            | Jun 18, 2002 | Soccer beats the piss out of Amerikan football | Time for great celebration!!!! |  
            | Jun 21, 2002 | spell LAM3R1!!! | I want a mistress! |  
            | Jun 24, 2002 | Brown naked savages killing each other | IMPEACH REAGAN!!!!! |  
            | Jun 24, 2002 | WRONG | bored, here's a poll for you |  
            | Jun 24, 2002 | I'm better than all of you | You have 100 words |  
            | Jun 24, 2002 | tick tick tick, motherfucker. | You have 100 words |  
            | Jun 24, 2002 | So go invent one already | Trees and Grass. Two more lies of society. |  
            | Jun 25, 2002 | It is not theoretically possible | Trees and Grass. Two more lies of society. |  
            | Jun 27, 2002 | Munch on this | Trees and Grass. Two more lies of society. |  
            | Jun 28, 2002 | Religion doesn't kill, people do. | Tolkien, Star Wars and Jesus Christ |  
            | Jul 02, 2002 | erm... | Boom City, USA |  
            | Jul 02, 2002 | Don't flatter yourself, terrorist. | Boom City, USA |  
            | Jul 11, 2002 | Free HMMV's w/ 50 cals for everyone! | The Hunt for God |  
            | Jul 15, 2002 | A dildo for commies and terrorists | The Hunt for God |  
            | Jul 15, 2002 | You shall be judged! | The Hunt for God |  
            | Jul 15, 2002 | Obviously you are a dumb yank | The History of Rap. |  
            | Jul 16, 2002 | Simple solution | Ask Adequacy: Am I a Pedophile? |  
            | Jul 16, 2002 | Age Discrimination! | eSolutions Kidz Korner |  
            | Jul 16, 2002 | Only two sorts of folk don't like God | A question for the atheists |  
            | Jul 17, 2002 | Linux is on the decline | What will the lunix apologists make of this ? |  
            | Jul 17, 2002 | Felonious Libel. | What will the lunix apologists make of this ? |  
            | Jul 17, 2002 | FaceOfAnaL | What will the lunix apologists make of this ? |  
            | Jul 19, 2002 | You weren't listening | Our Father |  
            | Jul 19, 2002 | i fack you! | Kewl mizspellins 4 u |  
            | Jul 22, 2002 | You missed a critical detail | Oh ghod this is rich. |  
            | Jul 23, 2002 | We require the evolutionary failures | do some atheists hate religion? |  
            | Jul 24, 2002 | Count yourself lucky! | Sick people out there |  
            | Jul 29, 2002 | A treasure to science | Amateur Psychology |  
            | Jul 30, 2002 | Wrong, geekboy | Shotgun Weddings |  
            | Aug 01, 2002 | Stop the faggotry! | America's public image |  
            | Aug 01, 2002 | No, I'm 31. | Shotgun Weddings |  
            | Aug 01, 2002 | I declare JIHAD! | I am scurred and confused |  
            | Aug 01, 2002 | Oh, really? | America's public image |  
            | Aug 07, 2002 | You misspelled our name, troll! | World Music Review: Ozomatli, `Embrace the Chaos' |  
            | Aug 07, 2002 | I hate myself | Who are we? |  
            | Aug 07, 2002 | Request for Bid | Sirs, |  
            | Aug 12, 2002 | Accurate assessment of San Antonio | Remember the Alamo! |  
            | Aug 12, 2002 | buahah | Confidential to Karel Jenczek |  
            | Aug 12, 2002 | Good metaphore | [Un]Interesting Information |  
            | Aug 12, 2002 | 1 4m 31333337!11!!!! | Confidential to Karel Jenczek |  
            | Aug 13, 2002 | ooo! | Remember the Alamo! |  
            | Aug 14, 2002 | Saying you're a satanist is so 80's | Prosyletizing Long-Lost Friends |  
            | Aug 14, 2002 | Plane from "Face/Off"? | The merits of a Boeing Business Jet |  
            | Aug 15, 2002 | idiot AlCoHoLiC | Microsoft bloat and easter eggs? |  
            | Aug 20, 2002 | A.D.I.D.A.S. | The Perfect Career |  
            | Aug 23, 2002 | mmmm juicy! | My Online Buddies - WTF |  
            | Aug 25, 2002 | I have a solution, sir! | eSolutions Discovers His Own Anatomy |  
            | Aug 26, 2002 | Re: Meow | Allow me to introduce myself |  
            | Aug 26, 2002 | Abstaining from penis size debates | eSolutions Discovers His Own Anatomy |  
            | Aug 28, 2002 | deer mistir linix | Adequacy Interview With Linux Torvalds |  
            | Aug 29, 2002 | bah! | The Internet, Pornography, and Masturbation are destroying college students |  
            | Aug 29, 2002 | Oh, and did I mention... | I hate myself and I want to die |  
            | Aug 31, 2002 | als | I hate myself and I want to die |  
            | Aug 31, 2002 | Why I am pro-Israel | Criticism of Israel is the same as anti-Semitism |  
            | Sep 03, 2002 | Gay Roomate | My roommate is gay! My roommate is a drunk. |  
            | Sep 03, 2002 | Fine | Why we should make all guns illegal |  
            | Sep 03, 2002 | Black Panthers | On Becoming a Revolutionary |  
            | Sep 05, 2002 | ad me too yur lits!!1!! | The Tyranny of Makeup |  
            | Sep 06, 2002 | LOLOLOLOLOL!!L!!!~`!!! | The Tyranny of Makeup | 
 
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