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What the hell is MFS raving about?
I don't know 7%
undercooked roast beef 7%
science gone bad 0%
the carpet at his work is butt-ugly 7%
his building didn't burn down, so he is sad 21%
his building really was on fire last week, so he is hopeful 21%
Argentina 0%
that God-awful Lennon/NYC tribute peice of shit on TV 21%
??? 0%
sporks 14%

Votes: 14


 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Oct 03, 2001
hump day.

Wednesday sucks.

not like many other days of the week don't suck as well, but, well, today was extra sucky.


More diaries by motherfuckin spork
I'm typing a bunch of crap. read it if you want, it's not my problem...
Hey, look, its yes another wonderful entry to my dearest diary!
Yes another entry, another rant, and this one is about rants.
drugs, jazz, cancer, and really really stupid people
let us try this again: more words typed by me for your enjoyment
The power of words
Its about time I write more!
Time does not exist.
land of the dead
I cna tpye vrey welll
sleepy, so very sleepy
whooooooooo! look at the flurry of activity
The fleeting memories of a bowl of cereal
Hey everyone,
What's for lunch?
lab monkeys
Excellent Work!
Why should I care?
sucks to be you
I'm allergic to my in-law's basement...
The importance of a very nice figure
life lessons
small and firm
hmm, I suppose I should have expected this
A Friend in Need
am I being stalked?
I had a dream
now, some with more decrepid or depraved/deprived minds might think that a day sucking more could be a good thing. No, this is not the case.

Now, mind you, it is only nearing the end of the work day, so things have a good chance of getting better from this point on, but what has occurred as of yet has, well, sucked.

I arrive to find everyone standing outside. Oh, hoo-fucking-ray, the fire alarm has gone off yet again. No, sadly the building was not really on fire, and we had to go back in. However, the delay that this caused pretty much shot the morning to hell, which then screwed up the rest of the day.

Lunch was nice, in that I left and ate elsewhere. But, sadly, I had to go back.

So I did some stuff, mostly unexciting crap. I did have some exceiment with a spur-of-the-moment investigation, but, well, this is a bad thing, as the data in quiestion is total shit. Oh well, only 3 months of a test down the drain. That's life. I'm determined to find out why the data is shit, but this is difficult to do after the fact. Such is the fate of investigating tests that problems only show up well after the samples are all gone.

Oh well.

I'll live.

But, damnit, now I'm probably going to be even more pissed off.

At least I get a 3 day weekend to look forward to.


Lennon "tribute" (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Starship Trooper on Wed Oct 3rd, 2001 at 03:55:00 PM PST
Does it piss anyone else off how Yoko, the other ex-Beatles and everyone else feel the need to constantly cash in on his legacy? It's absolutely disgusting; John loved and trusted his wife enough to leave almost all his estate to her, and she just milks it to hell. "Imagine no posessions" indeed.

Sorry, but that poll option just reminded me of what a crass world we live in.
A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace, and rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace

exactly... (none / 0) (#2)
by motherfuckin spork on Wed Oct 3rd, 2001 at 07:08:43 PM PST
that's why I still kinda find it hard to believe that the members of Yes still manage to have respect for Yoko... I mean, shit, The Ladder's title is partly drawn from her "Yes" written on the ceiling that you had to climb the ladder and use a magnifying glass to see... and, of course, Alan actually toured with John and Yoko...

anyway... I'm just sad I missed Spacey's number he sang, since I've been told it was the only worthwhile part of the whole thing.

I am not who you think I am.

Depends where the money is going (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 04:40:35 AM PST
Lennon was very much aware of his status, he sought to use his fame for the betterment of mankind and he milked his own fame for causes such as world peace. If Yoko and the ex-Beatles are using his name to raise money for good causes I dont think he would be too dissapointed. Of course, if its all for personal gain then that would indeed be disgusting.

In this situation I think Lennon would probably be more on the side of the people of Afghanistan who have already suffered much hardship and would also be vehemently against the buidup of arms in the middle east precipitated by this crisis, but it's fruitless to speculate about the possible motives of a dead man and so we have to trust that Yoko, whom he spent virtually all of his final years with, is acting responsibly and using his wealth in a way that will help bring about the world which he envisioned. If she isn't, then on her conscience be it.

oh babe
why are you running away?

I hate Lennon. (1.00 / 3) (#4)
by tkatchev on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 06:04:43 AM PST
Lennon is a liberal pansie and a satanist. He got what he deserved. (No, I don't have the time and energy to argue now. If you're going to defend Lennon, you're a liberal anyways, and arguing with liberals is like arguing with a wax dummy.)

Peace and much love...

Can you get some ergotic acid? (none / 0) (#5)
by typical geek on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 06:13:00 AM PST
I can problably find you a recipe that would perk you up, and it shouldn't be too hard since you're a chemist and all.

gcc is to software freedom as guns are to personal freedom.

dude... I've got recipies... (none / 0) (#6)
by motherfuckin spork on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 07:31:16 AM PST
2.5kg of ephedrine does the body good.

1kg of lidocaine ain't bad either.

I am not who you think I am.

A tentative suggestion... (4.50 / 2) (#7)
by hauntedattics on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 10:54:41 AM PST
You mentioned that you really wouldn't mind seeing your office burn down. Is there a Milton-like character in your office who, with the right encouragement, could be induced to perform such an act? It would be someone in a dead-end job, sitting in the boiler room (or some such), who is obsessed with office supplies.

That way you wouldn't have to go to work, but then you wouldn't get thrown in the pokey for arson either.

Just a suggestion. Now can I please have my stapler back?


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