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Is this really a poll?
no 0%
yes 0%
perhaps 0%
5 3%
trumpet 3%
saxophone 0%
naked people 21%
perfectly pert breasts 57%
roadkill sandwich 6%
I like beef 9%

Votes: 33

 small and firm

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Dec 11, 2001
perfect handfulls.

just the way I like them.


More diaries by motherfuckin spork
I'm typing a bunch of crap. read it if you want, it's not my problem...
Hey, look, its yes another wonderful entry to my dearest diary!
Yes another entry, another rant, and this one is about rants.
drugs, jazz, cancer, and really really stupid people
let us try this again: more words typed by me for your enjoyment
The power of words
Its about time I write more!
Time does not exist.
land of the dead
I cna tpye vrey welll
sleepy, so very sleepy
whooooooooo! look at the flurry of activity
The fleeting memories of a bowl of cereal
Hey everyone,
What's for lunch?
lab monkeys
Excellent Work!
Why should I care?
sucks to be you
I'm allergic to my in-law's basement...
The importance of a very nice figure
life lessons
hmm, I suppose I should have expected this
A Friend in Need
am I being stalked?
I had a dream
too bad I didn't get to pick any apples this year.

people seem to have issues. issues that they feel they must impart to everyone else around them. people who feel they know what's best, even if their audience doesn't give a shit.

these people bore me to tears.

but at least I get a really nice view 5 days a week.


Oh dear (2.50 / 2) (#1)
by jin wicked on Tue Dec 11th, 2001 at 08:07:13 PM PST
I read your subject line and thought you wrote a diary about my ass.

"Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

not to disappoint (1.00 / 1) (#2)
by motherfuckin spork on Tue Dec 11th, 2001 at 08:22:30 PM PST
but that was in fact not the intent.

I cannot say that I've seen your ass, much less feltit to make such a statement.

Meaning is where you find it, though.

As an artist, I assume that you understand the importance of shape, yes?

I am not who you think I am.

Yes, of course, (3.33 / 3) (#3)
by jin wicked on Tue Dec 11th, 2001 at 11:01:58 PM PST
and for my next *ahem* exhibit, I will be drawing attention to the subject of internal strife and the struggle of good versus evil in modern Western society by donning a very tight mini-skirt made of synthetic materials, and accenting that by making a statement of our impersonal and callous nature with knee high faux-leather industrial style boots. Black semi-opaque hosiery will connect these two statements by the suggestion that although we are a people of masks and hidden agendas, what lies beneath can still be discerned upon *ahem* close enough examination. This will be an exclusive, private holiday showing in three stages, the first being primarily outdoors most likely, the second probably taking place in some sort of motor vehicle, and the third involving the removal of these items by my *ahem* colleague, followed by intense philisophic "discussion."

"Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

Phallosophistry? (-) (2.00 / 2) (#4)
by tkatchev on Wed Dec 12th, 2001 at 12:02:02 AM PST

Peace and much love...

My, that's a nasty cough you have there (1.00 / 1) (#5)
by Jon Erikson on Wed Dec 12th, 2001 at 02:40:44 AM PST
Maybe you should get some expectorant?


And some morals young lady!

Jon Erikson
Senior consultant, NPO Technologies

suggestion. (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by diazepam on Wed Dec 12th, 2001 at 11:31:40 AM PST
may i recommend dextromethorphan hydrobromide. dextromethorphan is a close friend of mine, and his cousin (the HBr salt) is quite lovely too. they'll clear up them coughs as quick as 20mg of myself will make you black out.
-- diazepam <3's you

Warning Warning! (4.00 / 1) (#9)
by First Incision on Wed Dec 12th, 2001 at 03:13:48 PM PST
Beware of the advice of this druggie. While dextromethorphan is an effective cough suppressant (I have personally used it from time to time).

But he/she is REALLY trying to do is get you to explore "DXM" as a popular, legal h**ker drug.

As evidence, I put forth the poster's name, and his/her's obvious knowledge of computer use.

My brother often used this stuff while operating a computer. It totally ruined his life, and he is now attending a university, majoring in computer engineering!

Just say no.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

he could have told her to take some heroin (none / 0) (#10)
by motherfuckin spork on Wed Dec 12th, 2001 at 05:15:29 PM PST
since it is an opiate, and the opiate family act as decent cough supressants. Afterall, Codiene is found in most of the "Tussy" line of cough syrups and suspensions.

I am not who you think I am.

you speak truth, brother (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by diazepam on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 06:20:53 AM PST
exactly: the DEA and the FDA got together and had a christmas party. well -- everyone had colds and there was a lot of coughing to be heard. the DEA people over heard the FDA people mentioning something about it being time to bring out the opiates. the DEA people stopped the music and confronted the FDA people. the FDA said, well -- only these opiate things work as cough suppressants. the FDA said, BEHOLD i give unto you dextromethorphan HBr. the DEA said, but kids trip off that shit too. the FDA said, but it's not HEROIN! there was a good 10 seconds of silence before everyone burst out laughing, the music came back on, and an orgy started on the front lawn involving federal agents, dirty needles and 3 cats.
-- diazepam <3's you

So, are we going to fuck or not? [nt] (1.00 / 1) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Dec 12th, 2001 at 11:18:52 AM PST

of course you did... (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 08:12:23 AM PST
you think everything is about you or your ass.

Note to legolas. (3.00 / 1) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Dec 12th, 2001 at 04:44:38 AM PST
Wrong account; you're logged in as luisa.


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