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Here are some words. Click if you so desire:
blah blah blah blah blah 0%
mumble mumble mumble 0%
**cough cough** 0%
As I walk down this highway, all I do is sing this song... 0%
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby 7%
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant 42%
foons suck 21%
cats and dogs 0%
what the blazing fuck is the deal here? 7%

Votes: 14

 I'm typing a bunch of crap. read it if you want, it's not my problem...

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jul 12, 2001
Hi. I'm typing a bunch of crap here. Profound, isn't it? No? You don't think it is? Well, too damn bad, and I'm sorry that your scope is so narrow. Get a real view of the world, damnit!


More diaries by motherfuckin spork
Hey, look, its yes another wonderful entry to my dearest diary!
Yes another entry, another rant, and this one is about rants.
drugs, jazz, cancer, and really really stupid people
let us try this again: more words typed by me for your enjoyment
The power of words
Its about time I write more!
Time does not exist.
land of the dead
I cna tpye vrey welll
sleepy, so very sleepy
whooooooooo! look at the flurry of activity
The fleeting memories of a bowl of cereal
Hey everyone,
What's for lunch?
lab monkeys
Excellent Work!
Why should I care?
sucks to be you
I'm allergic to my in-law's basement...
The importance of a very nice figure
life lessons
small and firm
hmm, I suppose I should have expected this
A Friend in Need
am I being stalked?
I had a dream
So, what's up with my name... its a long and tedious story that I really don' t feel like telling, so I won't. I will say that it is derived from a source of great amusement, a game if you will, that I know many of you participate in (grammatically incorrect - do I care? no).

So why bother using the name "motherfuckin spork"... why not? sure, I've used other names on-line - I've been "parallels", I've been "vampire rabbit", I've been "Ren Hoek", and I've been and still am a few others that shall go unmentioned, because I choose to do so. This name has been the most fun. People don't really know how to respond to it - especially when I exit "asshole-mode" and enter "serious-mode": freaks people out, and I think that's damn funny.

So anyway, here are some more words, and I've put some words in the poll over there, so read them if you so choose, click on stuff if you like (that is the entire point of the internet, isn't it? what would the net be without clicking?). Words words words and more words. Do they serve any real function? Hard to say sometimes... depends on who's saying what.


You seem to have some anger issues (none / 0) (#1)
by Adam Rightmann on Fri Jul 13th, 2001 at 06:46:03 AM PST
the provocative handle, bragging about your a-hole nature. This is normal for most adolescents (I'm assuming that, like most webloggers, you're an adolescent) and you will grow out of it. In the meantime, perhaps you should stop listening to M&M and listen to some soothing music, classical maybe, or the classical jazz of Kenny G.

A. Rightmann

ok... I feel the need to comment on this... (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by motherfuckin spork on Fri Jul 13th, 2001 at 07:28:32 AM PST
one: Kenny G is clearly not jazz, he is pop trash, and as a jazz saxophonist, I am insulted. Get a clue.

two: as I work as a formulations development chemist for a pharmaceutical company, am married and have a child, I am not an adolescent. To pompously assume as much only further demonstrates your ignorance and presumptiousness. Admitting to be an asshole is something that many adults should do, since many of us are.

three: why must "classical" be "soothing"... you must not listen to the same composers I do.

and finally: a stupid handle on a web log is just that - a handle. It is not my name, it says very little about me, and is simply something that is made-up for my own use. Deal with it. I'm not here to please you.

I am not who you think I am.


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