I'm typing a bunch of crap. read it if you want, it's not my problem...

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Hi. I'm typing a bunch of crap here. Profound, isn't it? No? You don't think it is? Well, too damn bad, and I'm sorry that your scope is so narrow. Get a real view of the world, damnit!

More diaries by motherfuckin spork

So, what's up with my name... its a long and tedious story that I really don' t feel like telling, so I won't. I will say that it is derived from a source of great amusement, a game if you will, that I know many of you participate in (grammatically incorrect - do I care? no).

So why bother using the name "motherfuckin spork"... why not? sure, I've used other names on-line - I've been "parallels", I've been "vampire rabbit", I've been "Ren Hoek", and I've been and still am a few others that shall go unmentioned, because I choose to do so. This name has been the most fun. People don't really know how to respond to it - especially when I exit "asshole-mode" and enter "serious-mode": freaks people out, and I think that's damn funny.

So anyway, here are some more words, and I've put some words in the poll over there, so read them if you so choose, click on stuff if you like (that is the entire point of the internet, isn't it? what would the net be without clicking?). Words words words and more words. Do they serve any real function? Hard to say sometimes... depends on who's saying what.

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	You seem to have some anger issues (none / 0) (#1)
	by Adam Rightmann on Fri Jul 13th, 2001 at 06:46:03 AM PST

	the provocative handle, bragging about your a-hole nature. This is normal for most adolescents (I'm assuming that, like most webloggers, you're an adolescent) and you will grow out of it. In the meantime, perhaps you should stop listening to M&M and listen to some soothing music, classical maybe, or the classical jazz of Kenny G. A. Rightmann

	ok... I feel the need to comment on this... (5.00 / 2) (#2)
	by motherfuckin spork on Fri Jul 13th, 2001 at 07:28:32 AM PST

	one: Kenny G is clearly not jazz, he is pop trash, and as a jazz saxophonist, I am insulted. Get a clue. two: as I work as a formulations development chemist for a pharmaceutical company, am married and have a child, I am not an adolescent. To pompously assume as much only further demonstrates your ignorance and presumptiousness. Admitting to be an asshole is something that many adults should do, since many of us are. three: why must "classical" be "soothing"... you must not listen to the same composers I do. and finally: a stupid handle on a web log is just that - a handle. It is not my name, it says very little about me, and is simply something that is made-up for my own use. Deal with it. I'm not here to please you. I am not who you think I am.