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 lesbian update

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Oct 18, 2001
crud. fuck. goddamnit. i hate life!

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my sweet lesbian friend was working at blockbuster again tonight. once i again, i complained they didn't have enough crappy movies. she asked me what i was looking for and i told her "night patrol".

miraculously, she had seen it. we talked actively. reminding each other of various scenes in this especially horrible movie. then we talked about ed wood movies. and back to the beach.

it figures the one kindred spirit i find is a lesbian. maybe i should tell her i'm a lesbian. maybe i am a lesbian. maybe the pope is really jed clampett.


Sex change. (5.00 / 5) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Oct 18th, 2001 at 06:14:21 PM PST
I hear that the operations are getting more and more convincing and less and less painful with each passing day. Medical science is truly wonderful in this day and age. You can even get most insurance companies to pay for it these days -- even Medicare -- because of the powerful Liberal lobbies that believe in so-called "gender dysphoria disorder."

Just a suggestion to solve your problem. Give it all the consideration it deserves. I bid you good day, Mr. Mann. Or Ms. WoMann if you take my advice.

Maybe... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by hauntedattics on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 06:14:11 AM PST
you're a lesbian in a male body. I meet those guys all the time.

Does this mean you've stopped hating the other half of the planet? Or just lesbians?

it doesn't matter. (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by osm on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 10:35:28 AM PST

Uh oh... (none / 0) (#4)
by hauntedattics on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 10:44:18 AM PST
It doesn't matter? It doesn't matter???

I'm sensing that you've moved on from sheer hatred to despair. Go back to hatred. It's more productive and indicates that you haven't completely given up.

C'mon, say something mean back. You know you want to.

you're no natalie portman (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by osm on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 02:46:39 PM PST

helps... (none / 0) (#5)
by ana on Fri Oct 19th, 2001 at 01:48:55 PM PST be kind of noncomittal about things.
Why not?


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