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Oct 04, 2001
i was doing so well with my newfound misogyny. then i had to go and have a dream about Natalie Portman last night/this morning/this afternoon. now, i am forced to find a way to reconcile Natalie's utter perfection with the fact i would just as soon spit on a female as look at it.

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Pop Music (none / 0) (#1)
by Peter Johnson on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 01:44:50 PM PST
"It Ain't Easy" by Ron Davies:

When you climb to the top of the mountain
Look out over the sea
Think about the places perhaps, where a young man could be
Then you jump back down to the rooftops
Look out over the town
Think about all of the strange things circulating round

It ain't easy, it ain't easy
It ain't easy to get to heaven when you're going down

Well all the people have got their problems
That ain't nothing new
With the help of the good Lord
We can all pull on through
We can all pull on through
Get there in the end
Sometimes it'll take you right up and sometimes down again


Satisfaction, satisfaction
Keep me satisfied
I've got the love of a Hoochie Koochie woman
She calling from inside
She's a-calling from inside
Trying to get to you
All the woman really wants you can give her something too


Are you adequate?

Ooooohhhhhh... (none / 0) (#2)
by chloedancer on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 02:30:12 PM PST
Once more with feeling, Scully!

Bah! (none / 0) (#6)
by CaptainZornchugger on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 07:40:51 PM PST
You only know that song because Bowie covered it.

Uh-oh, now I'm worried (none / 0) (#3)
by hauntedattics on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 02:53:27 PM PST
RE: your reference to the female of the species as "it" in your last sentence. Intentional or un-?

Because if intentional, Natalie Portman notwithstanding, you have the misogyny disease pretty bad.

I can suggest some potential cures for you, if you aren't afraid of cooties.

disease?! (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by osm on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 03:11:16 PM PST
i think not. i've never before seen with such great clarity.

don't try to cast your spell on me, you vile creature. i am impervious. i will not succumb to your tortures. i will not be your toy, dancing on a string like a fool for your amusement.


My apologies... (none / 0) (#7)
by hauntedattics on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 08:33:05 AM PST
You may be seeing clearly, but how much fun are you having?

You may not be succumbing to my wiles, my dear, but you are providing me with endless amusement...

And please don't spit, it's not chivalrous.

p.s. (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by osm on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 04:48:00 PM PST
Natalie Portman

bow your head when you say that.

strip clubs (none / 0) (#8)
by alprazolam on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 12:34:44 PM PST
you need to go to a quality strip club. that will make you forget natalie. make sure to bring lots of twenties.


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