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Jul 26, 2001
sweet, misguided opalhawk, while i realize that you are only attempting to be humorous, i respectfully ask that you refrain from tainting the image of MY ONE TRUE PRECIOUS by posting her image next to that of your little friend, spacegrime.

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as practically everyone with any sense of taste and theology knows, Natalie Portman is the most pristine example of female-hood and displaying her perfection next to the ugly-as-sin, morally-bankrupt, spacegoon is simply intolerable. if you have any shred of decency left in your tainted soul, if you have any twinge of remorse for the way you have treated me, please correct this situation immediately.


Thats not all (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by bc on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:26:47 PM PST
The picture of Spaceghoti seemed very similar to the character `the Kurgan` in that wonderful film, Highlander.

Now we all know that the Kurgan was the evil immortal, and had an obsession to be `the one`. The one who would defeat all the other immortals and then pluge the Earth into a darkness it had never seen before.

The question is, as I am Scottish and bear a quite stunning resemblance to Christopher Lambert, does this mean that I am duty bound to hunt down Spaceghoti and battle him with a broadsword, to save the planet?

I fucking hope not.

♥, bc.

'fraid so (3.66 / 3) (#2)
by SpaceGhoti on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:29:43 PM PST
Opalhawk first heard me by the first nickname I used on the Net: Kurgan. For the most part, that's the way a lot of people know me.

I guess this means I'll have to meet up with you in New York City and take your head. How does next Tuesday work for you?

A troll's true colors.

Sure (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by bc on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:33:36 PM PST
I'll meet you in that car park. You know the one, it is beneath a sports stadium IIRC. It's a great place to have a good sword fight.

Our destiny awaits us.

♥, bc.

Long time, no movie? (3.66 / 3) (#5)
by SpaceGhoti on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:36:31 PM PST
I think you're confusing me with someone else. I'll meet you on top of the building with the "Silvercup" sign.

A troll's true colors.

*ahem* (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by osm on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:38:34 PM PST
please take this disturbing, bordering on homosexual, conversation elsewhere. this diary entry is for the sole purpose of restoring the virtue of my ONE TRUE VISION

They should do a remake (5.00 / 2) (#9)
by bc on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:45:26 PM PST
Natalie Portman would look good in a kilt, with nice tartan Tam o' Shanter and carrying a light sword.

Yeah! She could live in one of those cottages that have roofs made of peat, out in the mountains, a vision of purity untampered by civilisation, perhaps speaking an ancient tongue, unknown to modern men, but every word impregnated with the wisdom of the ages, so that even though you have never heard the language before, somehow you understand.

♥, bc.

"impregnated"... (5.00 / 2) (#10)
by osm on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:50:23 PM PST
i like the sound of that.

bc: (4.00 / 4) (#11)
by opalhawk on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:57:00 PM PST
I have found new respect for you. Thank you. =)

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Didn't you know? (5.00 / 3) (#12)
by Peter Johnson on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 04:10:15 PM PST
bc is a romantic scotsman. He's a cultured, literate, sensitive soul and an excellent authority on poetry.

Are you adequate?

I didn't... (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by opalhawk on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 04:17:03 PM PST
But I do now. Thank you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Yeah I remember that (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by bc on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:40:31 PM PST
But it just wasn't as good as the car park.

We should really be free to do it as it should have been this time.

And any film which casts a Scotsman as a Spaniard and a Frenchman as a Scotsman should really be improved any which way we can.

♥, bc.

I almost forgot! (3.66 / 3) (#8)
by SpaceGhoti on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:41:38 PM PST
Don't worry about refreshments. I'll bring the girl.

A troll's true colors.

fear not... (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by osm on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 03:29:58 PM PST
spacegoof will be dealt with as a pile of ebola virus in a vat of bleach.

The page has been updated (3.66 / 3) (#14)
by opalhawk on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 04:44:48 PM PST
Remember osm you were warned that I am an evil sadistic bitch. But you insisted that I could do no wrong. The only thing more ironic at this point would be if I really were Natalie Portman masquerading as opalhawk.... perusing this site to see if you were worthy of my affections. We shall see cherub... we shall see.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Curious (5.00 / 2) (#15)
by bc on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 05:20:06 PM PST
You put the Marquis de Sade to shame with that effort. Not content to bash poor osm's dreams, you now taunt him by putting him in a terrible quandry. What if, by avowing to love only Miss Portman and rejecting you, he is in fact rejecting Miss Portman unwittingly? He could be losing her by loving her. How terrible indeed.

Now, perhaps you can answer a question for me. Why is it that females who post to weblogs seem to have, erm, sadistic tendencies as a rule? Some of them don't, for sure, but out of the ones I know, most have a fascination for domination.

Where are all the sweet, submissive girls? Could it be that the agressive & hostile nature of online `communities`, which are constantly in conflict with themselves like a beehive at civil war, drives out all the womanly women? This leaves only those females who enjoy violence, recrimination and strife. Furthermore, most blokes on weblogs tend towards being submissive - but fancy they have an aura of Steve McQueen style invincibility and class. They still can't handle women though, and so are in thrall to the few girls who are among them. These girls are of course sadistic, and have much fun in their natural environment, among hordes of adoring, masochistic blokes. It is a very nice & natural symbiotic relationship - and one we at are bent on destroying.

All females shall have a place here, yea, and not just evil dominatrices with wrought iron handcuffs and patent leather whips (though God knows, those last are very welcome nonetheless). This means that you can't be Miss Portman, obviously, because Miss Portman would never be sadistic. Unlike most film starlets, she didn't move to the top by dint of sleeping around & ruthless competitiveness - she got there by talent alone, at a very young age. She has refore been insulated from the real world, in a perfect cocoon throughout the most important years of her life, keeping her sweet innocence from the ravages of cruel reality. God bless her, she would never act like this, for she wouldn't know how or what to do.

How could Natalie act like you, when she knows not what evil is?

♥, bc.

Ha ha. (5.00 / 2) (#16)
by perdida on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 09:39:13 PM PST
Ha ha ha ha ha.


This is what democracy looks like

my daughter's like N.P. (5.00 / 1) (#17)
by johnny ambiguous on Tue Jul 31st, 2001 at 07:08:09 PM PST
How could Natalie act like you, when she knows not what evil is?

My lovely, lovely daughter's like N.P. in that sense. She's bored.

Life sux! Everybody's, everywhere.

Yours Johnny "Art's fan" A.

Getting into my Chevrolet Magic Fire, I drove slowly back to the office. - L. Rosen


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