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 Why Natalie Portman Is Better Than Any Of You

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Oct 30, 2001

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i dont get it (1.40 / 5) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Oct 30th, 2001 at 03:49:34 PM PST
Looks like every other 16 yr. old girl with makeup. Seriously, Leonardo di Caprio is a pretty cute girl too, and I bet he'd be agreeable with sex in a bar in the toilet.

bah. (none / 0) (#2)
by nathan on Tue Oct 30th, 2001 at 04:40:30 PM PST
She has a face like a frickin' chipmunk. She's the worst Princess Leia since Carrie Fisher. I mean, honestly. I could understand your obsession if she had any known qualities other than moderately OK brains and bod, but that alone is not even uncommon, much less rare.

It's better than being infatuated with Pamela Anderson, mind.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

you're insane (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by osm on Tue Oct 30th, 2001 at 05:10:01 PM PST
now i'm beginning to think you are gay. Natalie Portman is pure, natural beauty.

Not quite. (1.00 / 1) (#7)
by tkatchev on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 02:41:38 AM PST
You probably have some serious sexual problems; I sense that you are going overboard and trying to compensate.

Come out, there is noting to fear. It will get easier if you let go and talk about it.

Peace and much love...

coming from a "russian" (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by osm on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 03:14:55 AM PST
that's a compliment.

Don't understand. (none / 0) (#10)
by tkatchev on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 05:34:32 AM PST
That was completely over my head. Please explain, I seriously do not understant what you meant...

Peace and much love...

Warning... (none / 0) (#11)
by hauntedattics on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 09:26:28 AM PST
Tkatchev, you may not want to get into it with osm, or he'll assume you're a (non-Natalie Portman) girl. Then it ain't gonna be pretty.

Wow! (none / 0) (#3)
by SpaceGhoti on Tue Oct 30th, 2001 at 05:02:38 PM PST
If you look here you'll see sand on her knees. I wonder who the lucky person was, and how they'd rate her technique?

A troll's true colors.

show some respect. (none / 0) (#4)
by osm on Tue Oct 30th, 2001 at 05:08:40 PM PST
don't talk about Natalie that way. nice picture though.

technique (3.00 / 2) (#6)
by nathan on Tue Oct 30th, 2001 at 05:12:37 PM PST
Eh - like maybe 2 stars, 3 max (from 5.) Pretty stiff and shy at first. Got more enthusiastic as it went along. Spit not swallow. No teeth, but jaw too tense. Awkward. Practice makes perfect. Hang in there.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

NP = spider (NT) (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 03:13:30 AM PST

Hey (none / 0) (#12)
by FreemoreJohnson on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 11:48:05 AM PST
I agree w/ the comments that Portman looks like a regular sixteen (16) year old girl, yet she's the toast of the geek set. What's with the fetish here?

My own theory is that our porn-addled minds are overcompensating when we see a regular type girl.

Speak for yourself, sir. (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by moriveth on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 12:38:46 PM PST
My own theory is that our porn-addled minds are overcompensating when we see a regular type girl.
Fine, then. You can keep masturbating to your 7.3 GB of surgically altered XXX cum-guzzling sluts. I will continue to reflect lovingly upon the pure visage of Ms. Natalie Portman, apotheosis of Beauty and Grace.

Natalie Portman, naked and petrified. (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by Craig McPherson on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 01:22:47 PM PST
By me.

If you want to know why Lunix is so screwed up, just take a look at the people who use it. Idiocy.

Craig McPherson is not a troll. (5.00 / 1) (#16)
by error27 on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 01:51:08 PM PST
If Craig McPherson was a troll then his post would have been deleted and his IP address would be banned. As you can see his post has not been deleted.

Once again, logic triumphs over pointless ramblings.

Replying to myself (none / 0) (#17)
by error27 on Wed Oct 31st, 2001 at 04:49:44 PM PST
The parent post does not make much sense because I was actually replying to a different post that has (deservedly) been deleted.

The deleted post made hurtful and untrue accusations about Craig McPherson. I don't understand why some people can't act in a reasonable manner when they are online. These people seem to forget that their despicable lies and insults cause real pain to real people. Can't we all act in a more civilized way than that?

I support the editor who deleted the post because that post was clearly out of line. But at the same time I wanted to explain my post for anyone who was confused.


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