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 unfortunately, she speaks english

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Nov 25, 2001

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dear osm, (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by osm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 08:01:41 AM PST
you are clearly mad. not only do you talk to yourself and the cats and laugh at your own jokes, but you're showing weakness in your newfound misogyny. just look at her. she's just an overpriced prostitute you fucking moron.

you'd better start listening to me before it's far too late.

get out of my head! (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by osm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 08:02:16 AM PST

lexx (none / 0) (#7)
by philipm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 03:27:16 PM PST
why did they not have her after the first season? The redhead in the later seasons is not her, right?


no (none / 0) (#8)
by osm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 04:22:13 PM PST
they were clearly too stupid to meet whatever minimal financial requirement she requested.

or maybe she didn't want to be forever labelled as "that lexx chick".

although, she we always be "that lexx chick" to me.

if they were smart, they would have gotten rid of that whiney flock of seagulls guy and replaced him with Natalie Portman. then kept Eva Habermann as xev and focused on a tender lesbian relationship between the two.

Yeah, well (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 05:12:09 PM PST
If there was any justice in the world, Episode II, Attack of the Clones would have been about an army of evil Natalie Portman clones who spend most of their time lying around in revealing outfits and making out with each other.

that was fucking beautiful (none / 0) (#10)
by osm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 08:20:19 PM PST

Is it just me... (none / 0) (#11)
by hauntedattics on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 07:39:21 AM PST
or does Eva look like a skinnier Anna Nicole Smith? Has anyone seen them in the same room together? Maybe they're long-lost twin sisters...with different metabolisms...?

oh, for the love of jesus, joseph and mary (none / 0) (#12)
by osm on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 08:20:23 AM PST
do you mind? i'm trying to have a fantasy here.

I dunno, dude (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 10:36:24 AM PST
Something about that Eva babe makes me think she should be leaping over a bonfire, hand-in-hand with some Aryan lunk, in a Leni Riefenstahl movie (tho she does look great kneeling on top of another gal or strapped to a table).

Now how about Naomi Watts? Her "B-Movie ingenue" act in MUlholland Drive was supremely boner-inducing, and she was in Children of the Corn IV! She's perfect!

i must go to germany. (none / 0) (#4)
by osm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 11:30:10 AM PST

Wouldn't Eva look great in one of these getups... (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 12:03:54 PM PST
Jawohl, meine Kommandant!

i like this better (none / 0) (#6)
by osm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 12:41:22 PM PST
i guess it's a matter of taste, though


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