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 no sleep for the weary

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Jul 26, 2001
i've been having severe difficulties sleeping as of late. my whirlwind romance with dear opalhawk has left me anxious, paranoid and confused. i thought everything was right. my feelings for opalhawk were so overpowering, i could see nothing, save for her beauty and charm. then nakedac had to remind me of HER...

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o, Natalie, with those eyes. oh, those eyes. and that cute nose and those graceful ears, those full, pouting lips. Natalie, with her perky breasts and firm bottom, wise beyond her years.

why can't i just adopt a free-love, do-whatever-makes-you-feel-good-no-matter-how-it-may-hurt-someone-else lifestyle, like spacegrout? why do i feel compelled to be true to one, special individual, that we may enrich each other's lives to the exclusion of all others? to have a place which exists only because we are together that we can both go to for feelings of belonging, safety and comfort.

this madness is tearing me apart. o Natalie, o opalhawk....


I wonder if Nat is up for a threesome? (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by opalhawk on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 01:50:15 PM PST
I feel I must remind you osm, that I -do- hold the same views as Scapeghoti when it comes to what some would coin "polyamorality". I am afraid, that I could never be true to you alone, so I would never encourage you to think you had to commit yourself to fawing over only me. Especialy if it is keeping your from sleeping at night. I value sleep very highly, and there is nothing in the world worth keeping one from it. No, not ms. Portman, and certianly not myself.

I would just like to further clear the air by stating that just because I belive like Spaceghoti does, and at times -can- finish his sentances, does not mean we are the same person. Perhaps SpaceGhoti is just staging an invasion, but what does that matter at this moment?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

You're not the same person (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Peter Johnson on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 01:54:06 PM PST
You can't spell, he can't write. It's obvious that you're different people.
Are you adequate?

Thank you.... (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by opalhawk on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 02:00:57 PM PST
...for that stunning semi-acurate statement. And yes, I am aware of the fact that I am a lousy speller in every language I speak. Thanks for noticing, that means you are reading what I type. I had no idea you cared so much.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I never said I didn't care (none / 0) (#7)
by Peter Johnson on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 02:34:13 PM PST
And if you read my original post carefully, you'll not that I implied that you can write. I stand by that. You may be a whimsical lass, but you generally get your point across when you choose to make one.
Are you adequate?

I like the word lass (none / 0) (#8)
by bc on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 02:39:24 PM PST
A fine word, should be used more often.

People who don't know grammer and spelling can often be much more interesting writers than those who are bound by formal rules.

♥, bc.

bullshit (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by jsm on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 12:32:57 AM PST
Grammar is logic, therefore bad grammar is a sign that you are not thinking about what you write.

... the worst tempered and least consistent of the editors
... now also Legal department and general counsel,

jsm... (none / 0) (#10)
by osm on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 12:40:10 AM PST
your bad temper and inconsistencies are most disturbing.

I never said they were `better` (none / 0) (#11)
by bc on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 05:53:08 AM PST
I was very careful about that.

♥, bc.

my poor sweet, (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by osm on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 01:54:28 PM PST
you have clearly been warped by the spacegrout. his disturbing attacks upon the purity of your soul sicken me to no end. he will be dealt with like a west nile virus bearing mosquito.

Perhaps I Corrupted him.... (3.00 / 2) (#5)
by opalhawk on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 02:03:30 PM PST
I would like to point out that I came to my personal conclusions before I ever met ScapeGhoti. There is no way he could have been the one to "corrupt" me. Infact, I submit that perhaps I have corrupted him in a way. Strange, but completely possible. Know your devil before you slay, perhaps the one you seek to punish is me.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

opalhawk, (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by osm on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 02:11:58 PM PST
your wickedness is most disturbing. be gone from my sight and take that wretched beastly spacegroan with you!

Natalie, i'm certain, understands the special bond of true love.

p.s. i get a perverse pleasure thinking about spaceghoul's marriage. yeah. that'll last.


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