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 Queen Mum Spontaneously Reanimates, Does Elvis Imitation

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Apr 01, 2002
during funeral services. After the shocking Elvis impersonation, stunned beneficiaries beat the 102 year old woman to death.

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Ah, shit. (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by hauntedattics on Mon Apr 1st, 2002 at 11:33:52 AM PST
That means ol' Queenie won't get to have a part in the remake of that cool Elvis movie Mr. Milkshake referred to awhile back.


That ain't no way to treat a zombie (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Apr 1st, 2002 at 10:43:46 PM PST
Any word as to whether the bystander's actions arose out of fear of the living dead, or were instead due to the knee-jerk Brit hatred of all things American?

I think it was out of pure greed (none / 0) (#3)
by osm on Mon Apr 1st, 2002 at 11:40:20 PM PST
Since if she had continued living (her next performance was supposedly going to be the macarena) they wouldn't have inherited her vast riches.

I doubt your first suggestion is correct. (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by walwyn on Tue Apr 2nd, 2002 at 01:31:44 AM PST
As those in attendence are also the living dead.

For your sake, (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by tkatchev on Tue Apr 2nd, 2002 at 11:57:11 AM PST
I hope you meant "African American".


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