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 I Miss Hauntedattics

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Dec 31, 2001
They way she used to follow me around like an abused dog begging for more. What happened to her?

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Lesbian? (none / 0) (#1)
by Slobodan Milosevic on Mon Dec 31st, 2001 at 05:57:09 PM PST
Was she a Lesbian as well?

Nope (none / 0) (#4)
by osm on Mon Dec 31st, 2001 at 06:46:44 PM PST
She was a pimply-faced fifteen year old boy who lived with a middle-aged pedophile. At least, that's what I deduced from her posting patterns.

Speculation (none / 0) (#2)
by SpaceGhoti on Mon Dec 31st, 2001 at 06:38:00 PM PST
Maybe she's waiting patiently for a topic worthy of discussion?

A troll's true colors.

We have plenty of topics worthy of discussion (none / 0) (#3)
by osm on Mon Dec 31st, 2001 at 06:45:29 PM PST
PLENTY. and more.

Really? (none / 0) (#5)
by SpaceGhoti on Mon Dec 31st, 2001 at 06:47:32 PM PST
If my speculation is correct, then why hasn't she been posting?

A troll's true colors.

Probably getting beaten by her husband (none / 0) (#6)
by osm on Mon Dec 31st, 2001 at 06:50:09 PM PST
for hanging out with internet weirdos.

Streetlawyer (none / 0) (#7)
by lucius on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 04:10:19 AM PST
I personally miss jsm.

she's... (none / 0) (#8)
by nathan on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 10:56:43 AM PST
...on vacation, I'm assuming. Unlike the rest of us perverts and criminals without lives, who hang out here even on New Years.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Isn't she with child? (none / 0) (#9)
by Adam Rightmann on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 05:30:40 AM PST
Perhaps the blessed event has come, and she's too busy with matters of her flesh and blood to waste time on a bulletin board.

A. Rightmann

Here I am... (none / 0) (#10)
by hauntedattics on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 12:14:54 PM PST
Actually, Nathan is correct - I was on vacation in the Adirondacks for New Year's and had neither internet access nor time to log on.

Sorry to disappoint the rest of you, but I am not with child or a lesbian. You'll be hearing more from me as I get back into my daily routine...sorry, osm.

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! (none / 0) (#11)
by osm on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 01:28:33 PM PST
I'm very truly happy (that honestly wasn't sarcasm).


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