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 surgical strikes

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Oct 06, 2001
yep, yours truly (unless you're of the lesser gender) has taken to performing minor, out-patient surgery on himself. my universe shrinks even more. no need for doctors, dentists, surgeons, women and i hardly eat anymore.

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maybe some spaghetti once in a while. or a peanut butter and honey sandwich. if i could kick this chocolate habit, i would never have to leave the apartment!! i wonder if chocolate can be milked out of poppies.... hmmmm.

why must that damn poster constantly stare at me. taunting me. daring me. o, god, why hath thou forsaken me?


Which surgery? (none / 0) (#1)
by fluffy grue on Sat Oct 6th, 2001 at 11:10:19 PM PST
What did you do to yourself, man? A violent anal dilation, perchance? Or perhaps a mere castration (hence no longer needing women)?

minor, out-patient surgery. (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Oct 7th, 2001 at 01:32:56 AM PST

Thank you, Master of the Obvious (none / 0) (#3)
by fluffy grue on Sun Oct 7th, 2001 at 12:34:50 PM PST
Castration is a minor out-patient surgery. So is angioplasty these days. In fact, most surgeries these days are so routine that they're considered minor and out-patient, unless they require a major overhaul and large amount of healing (such as repairing a broken hip, correcting the genitalia of a transsexual, and so on).

go away (0.33 / 3) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Oct 7th, 2001 at 04:17:08 PM PST

Except (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by First Incision on Mon Oct 8th, 2001 at 09:54:22 PM PST
Except, of course, a surgical attitude adjustment, which involves a multi-day course of reading Adequacy, Clockwork Orange-style. Which osm is also undergoing.
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