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 famous last words

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Dec 16, 2001
don't worry, it's probably just a chipmunk.

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This could go on all day... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by RobotSlave on Sun Dec 16th, 2001 at 12:53:44 PM PST
As long as you get up enough speed to clear those rocks, the landing should be pretty nice.

© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

From one of my idiot friends. (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by nx01 on Sun Dec 16th, 2001 at 04:29:10 PM PST
"Don't worry baby! We don't need a rubber, I'm impotent!"

"Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it."
-- James Gosling

No worries, Osama... (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Dec 16th, 2001 at 04:56:33 PM PST
we beat Britian, we beat Russia, the Americans will be a pushover!

jerkcity (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by nathan on Sun Dec 16th, 2001 at 05:57:51 PM PST
Perhaps the answer to the gentleman's question lies here, in my pants.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Umm... (none / 0) (#5)
by hauntedattics on Mon Dec 17th, 2001 at 07:57:48 AM PST
I'm sure this fence isn't electric.

yeah (none / 0) (#6)
by osm on Mon Dec 17th, 2001 at 03:13:40 PM PST
one of our favorite passtimes on holidays was for my cousins and i to form a chain with myself in the front. i would then touch the electric fence sending a shock down the chain.

come to think of it, that's when my irregular heartbeat started.


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