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Oct 04, 2001
it's raining. i used to date a chick named rain in college. bitch.

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There it is... (none / 0) (#1)
by hauntedattics on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 08:41:30 AM PST
See, there's your problem right there! If you're going to date chicks named Rain, then in my humble opinion, you get what's coming to you. If a girl's name is Rain, it's indicative of the kind of family she grew up in, one with at least slightly hippyish parents who brought their kids up on granola and wheat germ and shoved them in therapy at the first signs of angst.

Take my advice and date only girls with normal names, like Jennifer or Madeleine or Samantha. They may still be neurotic, but maybe not quite as bad.

Or just stay a misogynist. See if I care.

But.. (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by westgeof on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 08:51:26 AM PST
I think any parents who'd name their kid 'Rain' would probably not be the most aggressive parents, and would probably not be eager to fill their child's mind with so-called moral responsibilities. That's always a plus...

As a child I wanted to know everything. Now I miss my ignorance.

That's true... (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by hauntedattics on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 09:14:33 AM PST
As long as they didn't spell the kid's name "Rayne" or some such.

Mine is spelled Rahyne (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 12:17:54 PM PST
Personnally I think its good thing, and BTW my parents are about as conservative as they come.

Thats a californian thing right ? (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 04:06:49 PM PST
Like all those stupid names in Sunset Beach, and Santa barbera. Rock. Slate. Summer. Brock. Brick. Hunk. Chunk. etc etc etc

Girls named Jen (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by nx01 on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 12:36:04 PM PST
Take my advice and date only girls with normal names, like Jennifer or Madeleine or Samantha.

Jens. OH GOD NO. Not Jens. Date a Chrissy, date a Tina, date a Natalie (bonus points for natalie), date whoever. But for the love of God stay away from Jens. They're as dangerously neurotic as they come including girls named "Rain".

All that said, I'm currently trying to hook up with a girl named Jen. What can I say. I'm a glutton for punishment.

"Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it."
-- James Gosling

Madeleine! *sob* (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by elenchos on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 12:52:13 PM PST
Don't mention that name! A Madeleine broke my heart forever.

Listen to me: Never date a Madeleine. They are she-devils, each and every one!

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Update: Beware anyone named Jen! (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by elenchos on Sat Oct 6th, 2001 at 01:07:23 PM PST
My cousin wants me to warn everyone about the evil embodied in the Jens of the world. One broke his heart in the most cruel way you can imagine. Don't let it happen to you!

Poltroon adds, "I always got tired of all the Jens in school."

You have been warned.

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

more proof (none / 0) (#8)
by osm on Fri Oct 5th, 2001 at 09:48:37 PM PST
that women would rather be with someone abusive. if i were to write flowery poetry about the divine nature of women cough, choke, i wouldn't be getting any replies at all. thus, i find you all the more nauseating.

why you insist on following me about this website and polluting my diary with your treacherous rubbish is utterly beyond my comprehension. so, run along. go change your tampon or whatever it is you do.

I feel a strange compulsion... (none / 0) (#12)
by hauntedattics on Wed Oct 10th, 2001 at 08:23:51 AM PST bother you all the time. It's not that I enjoy your abuse, but I do enjoy how miserable I make you, just by trying to be nice. Killing you with kindness my dear...

By the way, how's the jock itch?

Point of curiosity (none / 0) (#9)
by chloedancer on Sat Oct 6th, 2001 at 09:56:04 AM PST
Why, exactly, was Rain a "bitch"? Was it because she was emotionally cruel or unsavory in some other manner, or because she simply did not fulfill the requirements of becoming whatever you wanted her to be? (I would pose the same questions to any woman who expressed similar bitterness because her partner was an "asshole", for what it's worth.)

well (none / 0) (#11)
by osm on Sat Oct 6th, 2001 at 01:12:27 PM PST
rain had a strange disease. instead of an x and a y chromosome, it had two x chromosomes. the romans had a nice way of dealing with children suffering from this disease: they would throw it out to be devoured by wolves.


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