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 [UPDATED]heavenly white roses seem to whisper to me when opalhawk smiles

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Jul 25, 2001

osm stared, zombi-like, at the monitor. the blue glow of the phosphor seemed to make his eyelids even heavier. with some effort, he shifted his dry, reddened eyeballs to gaze upon the homemade contraption sitting on the desk in front of him; a block of wood with a large switch, a lightbulb and a speaker mounted atop. the components were wired together and a black and a red wire ran off somewhere behind his desk. osm flipped the switch on his alarm and started up his gnu-licensed "spaceghost sentinel" software, developed with the help of thousands of programmers world-wide. osm rested his head on the desk, knowing that the sentinel would sound an alarm the nanosecond spaceghost whined to the adequacy editors. osm's mind turned to opalhawk as he drifted to sleep.


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Of Microsoft and "Great" Britain
The Truth Behind ESR's Sex Tips
The Dating Game
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Can't sleep? Bored with the same-ol' same-ol'?
no sleep for the weary
what the hell am i doing here?
smaerd dicul htiw erutnevda yadnus
a new hope
life changing event
help wanted
life is grand
surgical strikes
decisions, decisions
lifestyle changes in face of terrorism
lesbian update
what a freak
MY weird uncle benny
Why Natalie Portman Is Better Than Any Of You
exorcising haunted attics
we've hit the big time, baby!
has natalie met her match??
unfortunately, she speaks english
a whole new perspective
Hell in a Handbasket
famous last words
I Miss Hauntedattics
Startling Revelation
Occupying America
Super Bowl Commercial
Happy Birthday, Reagan
OB-La-Di, OB-La-Da
Happy Valentine's Day!
The Day the Dopes Came Over
clusterlizard survives barage of hacking attempts!
I haven't been getting a whole lot of sleep
This is my diary
Queen Mum Spontaneously Reanimates, Does Elvis Imitation

opalhawk stood at the side of osm's bed, completely naked. the smoothness of her skin would put a piece of the finest silk to shame; her hair soft like feathers. osm, also naked, embraced her. the warmth of her body soothed him and he could feel the moistness of her womanhood as osm's pubic hair intermingled with opalhawk's lack of pubic hair. the scent of her nectar was more hypnotic than the sweetest cloud of opium smoke. he felt her heart beating in his chest as her breasts pressed against him. their skin felt as one as their sweat intermixed. osm was overcome with passion for this small jewel. he yearned to meld with her; to penetrate her so deeply that they would merge into a completely new, single entity, with the right to vote and bear arms.

the grating sound was like a chainsaw in osm's head. his head throbbed in synchronization to the pulsing of the alarm. reluctantly, he left opalhawk's loving arms and returned to his desk. wearily, he looked at his monitor and hit the refresh button on his web browser. a new spaceghost comment on adequacy; indeed the sentinel was efficient. osm read the new entry.

whaaaaaaa! whaaaaaaa! piss and moan, piss and moan! whaaaaaa!

"spaceghost, you drooling, two-timing ape!" with that, osm drifted back into the bedroom with his dearest.


Apparently (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by suick on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 07:05:57 PM PST
You see people where I see text. And you see beauty where I see opalhawk.

Sadly, while you see only pure love of the most innocent form, she see's only the infatuation of a silly youth--to be loved but not loved.

You will surely die bitter.

c'mon, lower.

btw.... (none / 0) (#8)
by osm on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 08:14:54 PM PST
nice try, spacegoat. go back to your hedonistic pseudo-marriage.

I'm not thad ghostal--just a concerned friend (1.00 / 1) (#9)
by suick on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 08:45:47 PM PST
Methinks you're overly paranoid, osm. It's starting already. From what I hear, rejection hurts...

c'mon, lower.

LIAR! (none / 0) (#10)
by osm on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 08:50:15 PM PST

No I'm seriously on your side... (none / 0) (#12)
by suick on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 09:17:45 PM PST
...and I'm afraid you're just going to get hurt.

If you could just look at the "my osm" quote which you have so mindlessly and predictably stolen. Clearly it implies ownership and not love--she finds it amusing that you fell for her so easily. Just look at her original post (sans "fluff" text)--""--surely that isn't the quote of one who values you as a soul-mate. Also (found within the throw-away text) you can see that she was laughing too hard to even type correctly! I mean, how else can you explain the following errors: "somone" (instead of "someone") and "mind" (instead of "mine")?

If you don't pull yourself together soon and see opalhawk for what she truly'll never truly find happiness. Might I suggest you obsess over someone who truly needs the attention, namely a sweet and adorable polish jewish girl in leg braces?

c'mon, lower.

I have to point out a small technicality.... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by opalhawk on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 07:42:49 PM PST
as their pubic hair intermingled

I shave all my pubic hair off... please update your fantasy accordingly. Thank you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

*smile* (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by opalhawk on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 07:58:59 PM PST
Thank you for correcting that. Wouldn't want people to think I am slipping. ;)

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

anything for you, (none / 0) (#4)
by osm on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 08:00:43 PM PST
dearest opalhawk.

Really now opalhawk... (1.00 / 1) (#5)
by Peter Johnson on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 08:08:07 PM PST
I think osm was right, you do have serious self esteem issues. You get a little bit of romantic attention and you start posting excessively personal details to draw even more.

It's perfectly obvious to me that you're yet another example of a self absorbed brat talking about her sexuality on a male predominated web site in order to get attention. It's equally obvious that you're attempting to compensate for a lack of romantic attention in your personal life. Just pathetic.

For the record, I would like to state that real men appreciate pubic hair. Furthermore I would like to observe that there are several extremely desirable women on this web site and that you're unlikely to draw as much attention as you'd like. We may have a predominately male audience, but were not nearly as bad as k5 in that respect.

In case I haven't made myself clear, I find you utterly pathetic.

You are not adequate.
Are you adequate?

Toe jam... you irritate me. (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by opalhawk on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 09:08:27 PM PST
I am not here looking for a date. I am not here looking for people to bolster my ego. Any attention that finds me is utterly unsolicited.

I am not hurt that you don't like me shoelace. I am not offended that you prefer fuzzy muffs to shaved smooth pink tacos. Your sexual preferances are none of my interest or bussines.

I am sorry that you feel the need to speak for all "real men" in saying that all "real men" like a little fur on the beaver. Personaly I think real men like a women for who she is, and will not judge her for how she prefers to trim, shape, sculpt, cultivate, mutilate, or otherwise modify her intimate plumeage.

Should I care if you find me pathetic? Should you care if I find you pathetic? Frankly I find it amusing that somone who proclaims loudly to not appreciate me would take the time and effort to follow me around like you do... commenting on nearly my every post. I suppose you are trying to "save the readers" from me or some other lame excuse. Let them save themselves. How can you expect your mind to grow if no one ever gives you food for thought?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

my sweet angel, (none / 0) (#13)
by osm on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 09:18:43 PM PST
i have removed the offensive posting of mr. johnson. he does not realize that i do not require or desire his "help" in this matter. he believes he is protecting my best interests. he is clearly wrong. for YOU are my best interest!

for what it is worth, i find the fact that you shave your pubic hair to be extremely alluring. tonight i plan to have vivid dreams of you and i sharing a warm bath, holding you in my arms, helping you shave, caressing your body with my hands...

you have sweetened my dreams, dear opalhawk, and shown me a future i could never have previously seen.

I am flattered! (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by opalhawk on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 09:30:26 PM PST
While I am flattered that you approve of my apparently unorthodox personal hygiene habits, and unendingly pleased that you will have pleasurable dreams tonight, I would request that you put shoepolish's comment back where it was.

While I found what he had to say completely and utterly not to my liking, I feel strongly that he had a right to say it and not be censored.

Censorship is one of my pet peeves, and nothing will turn my favor faster.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

immediately, my one-and-only! (5.00 / 1) (#15)
by osm on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 09:32:41 PM PST

if you breeders dont stop soon, i'm gonna hurl (5.00 / 1) (#17)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 06:55:41 AM PST
There's gotta be something better than these pissing contests between the faux lovelorn. EDITORS: Please commission a GPL nazi to write a glowing article about Linux business models.

consider yourself commissioned (none / 0) (#18)
by jsm on Thu Jul 26th, 2001 at 07:26:49 AM PST
albeit commissioned by an unreliable rat bastard with a heavy hand on the blue pencil, unrealistically high standards of style and grammar and a bad attitude toward freelancers.

... the worst tempered and least consistent of the editors
... now also Legal department and general counsel,


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